HUNTER ESCAPES ATTACK BY SHOVING ARM DOWN BEAR’S THROAT

Breitbart/AP ^ | Oct 5, 2015 | staff

[bkopto]

A Montana bow hunter is recovering after he survived a grizzly bear mauling by remembering a tip from his grandmother and shoving his arm down the animal’s throat.

Chase Dellwo, 26, was hunting with his brother northwest of the town of Choteau on Saturday when he came face-to-face with a 350- to 400-pound male grizzly, the Great Falls Tribune reported

[BBell]

That’s how Chuck Norris would have handled it.

[Rodamala]

+1

Yes, I laughed out loud.

[politicianslie]

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[MarMema]

Agenda 21 predator overload is well underway. Expect many more humans attacked by bears and wolves.

[AFreeBird]

True! Absolutely, but. In a pinch - improvise.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I think its a gag thing. I know that technique is used to cure a dog of play biting. I’ve done it and it does work. I can’t imagine doing it to a Grizzly. I wonder if pooping your pants works? :-)

[tumblindice]

[eartrumpet]

I knew a great old Korean War vet who did alot of behind enemy lines missions. He said the North used guard dogs and they were trained to take them out by feeding them the left arm then punching them in the diaphragm. Quick and quiet then you could stab as needed. It didn’t hurt that he was also a champion boxer.

[silverleaf]

Lol!!!

[rikkir]

“I don’t think you’d want to stick your arm down.. er... up that particular orifice.”

No, not without a Bio-Protection suit, a gallon of 110 octane racing fuel, and a blowtorch.

:)

[Osage Orange]

When you say that joke in a Okie accent..it's even better!!!

Ha!!

[SJackson]

Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.

[Redcitizen]

And the bear came dangerous.

[Redcitizen]

Don’t try that technique on Bear Grylls, you’ll definitely lose the arm.

[Daffynition]

That's OK Chase....I forgive you

[Daffynition]

Ole granny was quite the outdoorswoman!

[Vendome]

Kinduh gives you paws

[Jane Long]

LOLOLOL!

Love ALL of the replies you’ve received, for that, too!

[Heart-Rest]

Here's a little music to read this article by...

   "The Hokey Pokey" ("You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out, you put your right arm in, and you shake it all about...")

[b9]

Wow.

A solution straight out of THE FIRM - when Cruise tells his wife he didn’t find a way out, but a way THROUGH!