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To: nickcarraway
You ward off alien attacks your way and I’ll ward them off my way.
2 posted on
09/11/2015 3:47:13 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
09/11/2015 3:47:39 PM PDT by
sparklite2
(Voting is acting white.)
To: nickcarraway
Put on “to do” list for Sunday.
4 posted on
09/11/2015 3:47:44 PM PDT by
dp0622
To: nickcarraway
Well, damn! It appears to be working. Whose gonna take responsibility when there are aliens crawling all over this poor guy’s house?
5 posted on
09/11/2015 3:48:23 PM PDT by
Vesparado
(The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
To: nickcarraway
Looks like his lights are keeping the aliens away anyway.
6 posted on
09/11/2015 3:48:29 PM PDT by
Sasparilla
(If you want peace, prepare for war.)
To: nickcarraway
"Who wants to buy my house? A nice decent house, garages, acreage in Hermitage, a nice place to live, when this yahoo across the street decides he wants to shine lights on me?" Raich said.
7 posted on
09/11/2015 3:51:15 PM PDT by
LambSlave
To: nickcarraway
He's gonna need a larger aluminium shield to avoid the Iranian EMP.
He is correct about aliens.....
10 posted on
09/11/2015 4:02:56 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current devices...one uses Brit spel now.)
To: nickcarraway
How many gas meters are that exposed anymore?
11 posted on
09/11/2015 4:04:36 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current devices...one uses Brit spel now.)
To: nickcarraway
"Who wants to buy my house? A nice decent house, garages, acreage in Hermitage, a nice place to live, when this yahoo across the street decides he wants to shine lights on me?" Raich said. Maybe a Craigslist ad in the page for Zeta Reticuli? They might pay top dollar for a place close to their target.
13 posted on
09/11/2015 4:08:41 PM PDT by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: nickcarraway
15 posted on
09/11/2015 4:09:01 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: nickcarraway
The neighbors could tell him that aliens are only repelled by infrared lights.
18 posted on
09/11/2015 4:12:13 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: nickcarraway
We do need protection against aliens, and they tend not to like bright lights. Is this guy onto something?
19 posted on
09/11/2015 4:13:03 PM PDT by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: nickcarraway
23 posted on
09/11/2015 4:17:53 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: nickcarraway
I fear our alien invasion, too. Especially the ones speaking Spanish and Arabic.
To: nickcarraway
What a goofball.
Spotlights don’t keep aliens away.
After the third attack, I took all the spotlights down.
Those little garden gnomes keep ‘em away. Put one about every 20 feet around the house. Scares the crap out of ‘em.
27 posted on
09/11/2015 4:23:52 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Dude should move to Nevada.
Well, maybe not to Rachel...
29 posted on
09/11/2015 4:26:34 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
To: nickcarraway
Raich, 72, said she wants to sell her house and buy a condo, but she can't get anyone interested in her property because of the spectacle across the street. I am sorry... but as I read the words "spectacle across the street", I started laughing. Still am... I envision a 3 ring circus, combined with a burning man effigy on fire, while one guy is breathing fire, one swallowing swords, a lady swinging naked on a trapeze, there are a bunch of midgets wrestling and a guy dressed like Abe Lincoln shouting the Gettysburg Address over a bullhorn.
Now that would be quite the spectacle.
38 posted on
09/11/2015 4:48:20 PM PDT by
Rodamala
To: nickcarraway
Well, he appears to have been successful in keeping the aliens away so far.
39 posted on
09/11/2015 4:48:20 PM PDT by
zeugma
(Zaphod Beeblebrox for president! Or Cruz if Zaphod is unavailable.)
To: nickcarraway
“’Over the years he’s become a real problem. He has a lot of issues fearing aliens,’ Nancy Raich, Brown’s across the street neighbor, told WKBN-TV.”
How’s the poor guy to know that she isn’t an extraterrestrial alien herself, using the ruse of wanting to sell her house so he’ll let his guard down?
47 posted on
09/11/2015 5:23:38 PM PDT by
SharpRightTurn
(White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
To: nickcarraway
I set out Meow Mix kibbles. When the aliens come to feed, I transport them to Calypso Louie’s racist space wheel.
Now how hard is that?
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