Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white
OH MY!
1 posted on
08/30/2015 10:39:19 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Put his teeth into it....
2 posted on
08/30/2015 10:47:01 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Did it have a frickin laser attached?
3 posted on
08/30/2015 10:50:25 AM PDT by
xp38
To: DUMBGRUNT
She is so lucky that the shark didn’t take a 14” x 8” bite out of her.
4 posted on
08/30/2015 10:55:52 AM PDT by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
6 posted on
08/30/2015 11:06:31 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: DUMBGRUNT
7 posted on
08/30/2015 11:07:36 AM PDT by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I used to surf at the beach quite a bit- the waters of the Central Coast are cold and sharky- This is one very fortunate woman. What a huge bite of of her board. I think having a long board may have saved her life, a short board would have been a bigger crunch.
8 posted on
08/30/2015 11:12:58 AM PDT by
zadox
(Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Surfing where there are seals seems to be more of a problem, sharks mistake the board or the wetsuit-wearing surfer for a seal.
To: DUMBGRUNT
12 posted on
08/30/2015 11:52:33 AM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(http://www.freerepublic.com/~jeffchandler/)
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
These idiot surfers are about as intelligent as a box of rocks. Splashing around in shark infested waters for fun makes about as much sense as going into crocodile infested rivers for a swim. Just a bunch of idiots.
19 posted on
08/30/2015 4:19:54 PM PDT by
Prole
To: DUMBGRUNT
which had a 14-by-8 inch piece chomped out of it
Boy, I'd be pissed off! How much does a new board cost anyway?
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