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Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white

OH MY!

1 posted on 08/30/2015 10:39:19 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Put his teeth into it....


2 posted on 08/30/2015 10:47:01 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Did it have a frickin laser attached?


3 posted on 08/30/2015 10:50:25 AM PDT by xp38
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She is so lucky that the shark didn’t take a 14” x 8” bite out of her.


4 posted on 08/30/2015 10:55:52 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

It was a flounder.


6 posted on 08/30/2015 11:06:31 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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7 posted on 08/30/2015 11:07:36 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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I used to surf at the beach quite a bit- the waters of the Central Coast are cold and sharky- This is one very fortunate woman. What a huge bite of of her board. I think having a long board may have saved her life, a short board would have been a bigger crunch.


8 posted on 08/30/2015 11:12:58 AM PDT by zadox (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
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Surfing where there are seals seems to be more of a problem, sharks mistake the board or the wetsuit-wearing surfer for a seal.


11 posted on 08/30/2015 11:21:05 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: DUMBGRUNT
EEK!

12 posted on 08/30/2015 11:52:33 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (http://www.freerepublic.com/~jeffchandler/)
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She's very fortunate. Soul Surfer
14 posted on 08/30/2015 12:06:43 PM PDT by Another Post-American (Jesus died for your sins.)
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These idiot surfers are about as intelligent as a box of rocks. Splashing around in shark infested waters for fun makes about as much sense as going into crocodile infested rivers for a swim. Just a bunch of idiots.


19 posted on 08/30/2015 4:19:54 PM PDT by Prole
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which had a 14-by-8 inch piece chomped out of it

Boy, I'd be pissed off! How much does a new board cost anyway?

22 posted on 08/31/2015 12:45:25 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (<i>)
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