[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Nah. I lack the folding green stuff. For some reason my spouse seems to think paying the mortgage is higher priority then my having a cool new weapon.

Wet blanket. :pout:

Until I come up with a better argument or we finish paying off the house I will have to stick with the "Hairspray plus Bic" substitute.

[Fungi]

The substitute is more dangerous than the real thing. Tried that once and gave it up real quick. LOL...