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The man who tried to live as a GOAT: Researcher transforms himself with prosthetics to follow a herd
The Daily Mail (UK) ^
| 8/14/5
| By Ellie Zolfagharifard
Posted on 08/14/2015 4:36:33 PM PDT by dead
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To: dead
This article is satyr, isn't it?
Leni
To: dead
I mean...if you have to have a fantasy of being an animal...why would you choose a goat??
GoneSalt, that case of the sniffles was a designer virus carrying a new DNA segment to be implanted throughout your system, and the experiment was a success...
We are going to drop you behind enemy lines where you will terrorise ISIS fighters in the night...
For morale and to keep you company, and because her movies are getting stale, we've drafted Scarlett Johannsen to accompany you and injected her with the same viral DNA...
SCARJO: Sigh. I want to talk to my lawyer.
GS: Jeez. Even when she's a cat, she's hot.
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posted on
08/14/2015 7:36:13 PM PDT
by
GoneSalt
(+NooB+"I STAND WITH DONALD TRUMP-HE'S TERRIFIC-HE'S BRASH-HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH"~TED CRUZ~)
To: jughandle
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posted on
08/14/2015 7:41:10 PM PDT
by
stevio
(God, guns, guts.)
To: moose07
His efforts, funded by the government..I don't suppose you or anyone you know was asked about this..
At least the G'vt financed this instead of giving Iran a bazillion pounds to play with like our own dearest leader has just done..
Maybe it's a new G'vt mooslime outreach, eh?
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posted on
08/14/2015 7:54:29 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: dead
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posted on
08/14/2015 8:17:56 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(If you can't make a deal with a politician, you can't make a deal. --Donald Trump)
To: NoCmpromiz
There is a perfectly rational explanation for this:
Whichever tree he fell out of must be missing him dearly.
Not wishing to mock the afflicted ,but, BWAHhh hhha haaaa hee hee what a complete Charlie's Aunt !
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posted on
08/14/2015 8:31:06 PM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
To: moose07
He can’t say he didn’t get wise council..
‘I initially wanted to be an elephant, but it wasn’t going very well,’ said Thwaites. ‘I visited a shaman, and she said “you’re an idiot”. So, I decided to be a goat.’
He just miss-applied it.. ;-)
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posted on
08/14/2015 8:57:51 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: dead
Ha...let him try this in his goatee outfit.....
68
posted on
08/14/2015 9:18:30 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(If an illegal alien is undocumented immigrant a drug dealer is an unlicensed pharmacist)
To: Secret Agent Man
“How did you piss him off? :)”
My mere existance up on his roof pissed him off.
He was an onery piss stinking bastard.
He climbed on the woodpile and got up there and my dad wanted him down so the roof would not get damaged.
My dad thought it was funny. Lucky I fell in the the blackberry bushs.
Next I managed to rope him and pull him down in the same bush’s, then he ate the thorny things. I was hoping they would kill him but, that is just what they love to eat.
Only an animal from Satan eats thorns!!
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posted on
08/14/2015 10:32:39 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: right way right
Thorns? Heck I thought these guys could eat a tin can!
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posted on
08/14/2015 10:38:52 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: dead
Is this anyway to attract a muslim boyfriend?
To: ronnie raygun
This guy is a typical “researcher”. They have moronic ideas which are funded by morons who give grants to this mentally unbalanced people. The grants are usually OPM (other peoples’ money).
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posted on
08/15/2015 6:54:56 AM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: jughandle
Go for it dude, just watch out for the Muslims.Especially if they try to get you to face the edge of a cliff.
73
posted on
08/15/2015 6:55:58 AM PDT
by
samtheman
(Trump/Cruz '16)
To: JoeProBono
You looking at him?
We watching you (looking at him) Joe.
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posted on
08/15/2015 7:12:29 AM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(we watching you all time)
To: dead
A descendant of Nebuchadnezzar?
75
posted on
08/15/2015 7:14:56 AM PDT
by
Idaho_Cowboy
(Ride for the Brand. Joshua 24:15)
To: dead
This just screams, ‘Monty Python Fake News Skit,’ LOL!
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posted on
08/15/2015 7:23:55 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: dead
Just damn. We sure do spend a lot of time and money acting as if many things aren’t a profound mental illness.
77
posted on
08/15/2015 3:26:19 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: right way right
England’s gone totally screwy, if their government is paying for this.
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posted on
08/15/2015 3:27:17 PM PDT
by
NetAddicted
(Just looking)
To: NetAddicted
I want to see him eat blackberry vines!!
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posted on
08/15/2015 3:31:51 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: dead
‘I initially wanted to be an elephant, but it wasn’t going very well,’ said Thwaites. ‘I visited a shaman, and she said “you’re an idiot”. So, I decided to be a goat.’".... and she replied, 'You just confirmed it.'"
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posted on
08/15/2015 3:50:58 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Dear Jeb Bush..... Trump upped his game. Up yours!.... Love, Laz.)
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