Posted on 08/07/2015 2:48:37 PM PDT by rickmichaels
Slightly better than left boob falsie falling off into their soup.
I remember going on a blind date in my mid-teens. The girl was anxious and flustered. She took a phone call right as we were set to walk out the door. I got the sense that whomever she was speaking to was trying to give her a pep-talk but she was a tough nut. She was still on the phone after a half-hour and I got irritated and left.
I wonder how her phone-date went LOL
Are you a Ti-Cats fan?
The first time she mentions her meds...
Count to 100
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom
Out the window, straight home
Take your name off the mailbox
Change your phone number
Don’t go out for 3 months.
From one who knows.
Your date says, “I was just reading this interesting story on DU/Daily Kos.
lol
#11: You finish half a draft beer while she’s on her second whiskey on rocks.
These days that could go for the women, too.
“Boob” is good, these days it can apply to both sexes.
Remember when Rand Paul’s eye brow fell off during the debate?
5.56mm
Guys dont wear boob imserts. Wouldn’t happen as i described.
Now thy could lean over and have a man boob fall into the soup.
You are probably right.
I think I started off badly by taking her to a movie (Patton) I wanted to see instead of asking her what she would like to see.
Anyway I later married an even more beautiful girl. I took her to see “The Godfather” on our first date.
I think that some of these bizarre behaviors may actually be the person she dated wanting out of the date.
Or the consomme.
My worst date was when the guy ordered his meal and then also asked for a go-box right then. When his meal came he started to put portions into the box. Said it was going to be his supper the next night. Alone I might add (my thought).
Oh...you mean this young lady...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
6. Your name is Mary Richards or Rhoda Morganstern and you live in Minneapolis, Minnesota (apparently the bad date capital of the USA).
Posting stuff about Trump on an article that has nothing to do with him... quite the case of trump derangement syndrome, should get that looked at...
Met a gal on an online dating site. Took her to a nice restaurant, and after ordering and giving our menus to the waiter, she pulls out her phone and starts checking her messages on the same site we met on, lol...
Your date becomes visibly nervous when a pair of policemen enter the restaurant and are seated at the table next to yours.
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