[Slings and Arrows]

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[Salamander]

I know this upsets you but please do not lose focus.

The Cecil Debacle is just another distraction from what they’re ~really~ doing to the country.

It’s an emotional trap.

Do not let yourself be caught.

[CatherineofAragon]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

He told her that Zebras were hunting him.

(By mistake he got sent to Zebra Heaven)

[azishot]

If 0bama had a lion....

[a fool in paradise]

John Edwards has claimed this same talent.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/01/31/us/2004-campaign-north-carolina-senator-trial-work-edwards-left-trademark.html

In 1985, a 31-year-old North Carolina lawyer named John Edwards stood before a jury and channeled the words of an unborn baby girl.

Referring to an hour-by-hour record of a fetal heartbeat monitor, Mr. Edwards told the jury: ‘’She said at 3, ‘I’m fine.’ She said at 4, ‘I’m having a little trouble, but I’m doing O.K.’ Five, she said, ‘I’m having problems.’ At 5:30, she said, ‘I need out.’ ‘’

But the obstetrician, he argued in an artful blend of science and passion, failed to heed the call. By waiting 90 more minutes to perform a breech delivery, rather than immediately performing a Caesarean section, Mr. Edwards said, the doctor permanently damaged the girl’s brain.

‘’She speaks to you through me,’’ the lawyer went on in his closing argument. ‘’And I have to tell you right now — I didn’t plan to talk about this — right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She’s inside me, and she’s talking to you.’’

[RichInOC]

We live in absurd times.

[Daffynition]