A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]

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[Tax-chick]

I was so much older then: I’m younger than that now.

[Monkey Face]

See? LOL!

I just went to make a salad and the salad pack I bought (bag of chopped lettuce) was bad. I had forgotten it. Now, I can’t have a light lunch. *sigh* And of course, I’m out of rice pudding...

My brems, Cisco, where they went?

[ArGee]

I was just sayin’ that if she can’t keep ‘em buried with all her experience lying, obfusticating, obstructing justice, and being general all-around bad news then you haven’t had NEARLY the practice to keep ‘em down.

[ArGee]

We’re doing something wrong if you have some idea of what the original topic was and how far we’ve strayed from it.

[ArGee]

Peter Parker AKA Spider-Man in the worst movie of all time.

OK, maybe not as bad as “Attack of the Killer Tomatos” but it’s sure competing.

[ArGee]

I remember the light lunch from the Phantom Tollbooth. I think that would be totally cool.

I think God planned it that we don’t learn most of life’s lessons untl we’re too lazy to slit our wrists.

[ArGee]

Everything I needed to know in life I learned in college:

• If someone says something you don't like, scream at them and make them go away.
• If someone has something you want, take it. If they complain, call them names.
• Don't try to hard and blame someone else when you fail.
• Money isn't everything and if someone has more money than you do it's totally unfair and they must be punishes.
• If a man says something nice to you and holds a door open that's microagression but if a thug calls you a b*tch and rapes you you need to be culturally sensitive.
• Take what you can, do no work, cry whenever things don't go your way and above all

  demand to be treated like an adult while acting like a @#*! baby!

Did I miss anything?

[Tax-chick]

Ah, thank you.

[Tax-chick]

I’m going to take a nap with a cat now.

[ArGee]

Izzatwhy they call it a cat nap?

I knever knew.

[Monkey Face]

Or to old to find the right vein...

[Monkey Face]

I hope you nap was good! Catz are nice to sleep with.

[NoCmpromiz]

umm..

When the long story includes vignettes such as ‘up all night’, sleep in truck’, and ‘security guard check’ it usually tends to be due to a major annoyance at best and a catastrophe (of which all versions are major) at worst..

Praying all is ok..

[ArGee]

Right, or that.

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[Tax-chick]

It was pretty nice. Jake was extremely happy to be with me. Shannon is still my favorite, though.

[Tax-chick]

Those look like ferrets.

[ArGee]

I guess that explains the price.

[Tax-chick]

I never thought to investigate what those animals cost.