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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
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To: Monkey Face

You will have them until you tell me you don’t need them anymore. :)


6,801 posted on 11/10/2015 2:44:17 PM PST by Duchess47 ("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Covenantor
I can see an opportunity here....
New easy move wildlife for Safari Parks and Zoos.
“Wheel it where you want it, ‘Natural’ Scenes”. (TM)
6,802 posted on 11/10/2015 2:46:11 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Tax-chick

He probably doesn’t know as much as I do about transportation services here, since that was my job for five years.

A few new ones have sprung up, but I’m sure that’s because of the growth of the Valley and the needs of the increasing amount of seniors needing transportation.


6,803 posted on 11/10/2015 2:48:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (Remember: Sin, even if legalized, is still sin in the eyes of God. Russel M Nelson)
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To: Duchess47

Thank you for that! I will try to remember, but this ol’ brain tries to fail me at times! Thanks again! <3


6,804 posted on 11/10/2015 2:49:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (Remember: Sin, even if legalized, is still sin in the eyes of God. Russel M Nelson)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, maybe he (or someone) could help with access, especially if you are denied services for which you qualify under law.

Anyway, I will pray. I need to get organized and go teach my class ... last one in this session.


6,805 posted on 11/10/2015 2:50:29 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: Tax-chick

Since I left Paratransit, most of the people who were in charge of making my life miserable are gone. I’ve sent an email and will await the response.

And I will go to bed, soon. I’m stressed out about this morning, and I doubt that I can do any more good sitting here.


6,806 posted on 11/10/2015 2:59:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (Remember: Sin, even if legalized, is still sin in the eyes of God. Russel M Nelson)
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To: Monkey Face

I hope you have a good night! I must flee!


6,807 posted on 11/10/2015 3:00:26 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

6,808 posted on 11/11/2015 2:42:27 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: Tax-chick

She picked the wrong day to give up making hairballs.


6,809 posted on 11/11/2015 4:47:05 AM PST by NicknamedBob ("So, Hillary, what is your greatest liability?" ----- "That I can do it with a straight face.")
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; ArGee; NoCmpromiz; moose07; Gefn; All

A lot of things I should have listened to my mother about, but now I’m a mother, dispensing the same wisdom to unhearing ears.

Morning, Undeaders.

I’m not quite so bad today, but the day has just begun, so I don’t know what will be waiting for me.

52 degrees and 40% with no wind, so far, though it is soon to start up again from the storms up north.

It’s official: My soon-to-be GG-grandchild is a boy: Isaac Connor Rich. I’m not sure when his due date is, but he is outnumbered by three girls that came before he did! I’m excited! He’s named after his daddy!


6,810 posted on 11/11/2015 5:25:17 AM PST by Monkey Face (Remember: Sin, even if legalized, is still sin in the eyes of God. Russel M Nelson)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

The kid is obviously precocious. He’s sexting already.


6,811 posted on 11/11/2015 5:38:45 AM PST by NicknamedBob ("So, Hillary, what is your greatest liability?" ----- "That I can do it with a straight face.")
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To: NicknamedBob

Kinda hard to do from his mom’s belly! LOL!


6,812 posted on 11/11/2015 5:52:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (Remember: Sin, even if legalized, is still sin in the eyes of God. Russel M Nelson)
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To: Monkey Face

*tagline*


6,813 posted on 11/11/2015 6:07:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (No matter what happens this month, be thankful you're not a turkey!)
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To: Monkey Face
New tagline too!


6,814 posted on 11/11/2015 7:32:15 AM PST by ThomasThomas (I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road with out having their motives questioned.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Good one!


6,815 posted on 11/11/2015 7:35:54 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: ThomasThomas

LOL! Good one!


6,816 posted on 11/11/2015 7:41:14 AM PST by Monkey Face (No matter what happens this month, be thankful you're not a turkey!)
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To: Monkey Face

Tom, Kathleen, and I have been haircutted!


6,817 posted on 11/11/2015 9:49:52 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: Tax-chick

YAY! I will need a trim again, soon, just to even up the hair a little. I haven’t even thought of getting it cut, as that would mean styling and it is something I would have to keep up on my own, so I’m just better getting it trimmed. Maybe when it grows another 8-10” I will cut it and donate the hair.

It’s been a quiet day today. I don’t even know if anyone went to the ramada or not as I haven’t been outside except to look at the thermometer. I think there’s no mail today, so there wasn’t much sense of going out.


6,818 posted on 11/11/2015 11:03:02 AM PST by Monkey Face (No matter what happens this month, be thankful you're not a turkey!)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Anoreth; Anton.Rutter; ..

To all Veterans, including Active Duty, and those who are yet to join, I hope your day is great, and that all the flags fly high in your honor!

<3 <3


6,819 posted on 11/11/2015 11:18:38 AM PST by Monkey Face (No matter what happens this month, be thankful you're not a turkey!)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes!!! Thank you so much for your service Veterans. God Bless you. Howdy Face....good to see you this side of the grass!!!!LOL!!!


6,820 posted on 11/11/2015 11:29:00 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
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