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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Monkey Face
The wind is making me sleepy

NOOOOOOOOO. THEY're ahead of schedule. I haven't had nearly enough time to get the gas masks zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

6,321 posted on 11/02/2015 12:44:02 PM PST by ArGee (There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
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To: Monkey Face

I hope you get a good rest. I’m sleepy, too, but we have Cubs tonight.


6,322 posted on 11/02/2015 12:47:48 PM PST by Tax-chick ("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
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To: Monkey Face

Greetings from the formally great state of California.

I am sad to tell you that Benihana in Beverly Hills has closed.
We have windstorms a bit and our weather is going to be plunging down to 72.
My little guy is 7 and quite the busy little guy. Giving book reports in the second grade in front of class, a blue belt in Karate, learning violin but refuses to listen as well as he can to his parents.... He didn’t want to spoil us. ;-)


6,323 posted on 11/02/2015 12:49:14 PM PST by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face
Howdy Doodally-do, ‘Face! :)
Just a flying visit to keep an eye on proceedings.

Crumpets are elusive....hmmm....Sounds like a code for something.
Drink more ovaltine...No.
The beard is long....No.
Will have to check the ‘Allo ‘Allo book of codes for that one.

Do you have a Waitrose in your area? (Do they even exist...)

6,324 posted on 11/02/2015 1:09:32 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

I just read about that in the Daily Mail: it’s where Adele shops.


6,325 posted on 11/02/2015 1:10:18 PM PST by Tax-chick ("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
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To: ArGee

Sounds familiar..
Once the mangagers have left the room ,then the real meetings begin.

Meetings: the practical alternative to work. Since AD 976.


6,326 posted on 11/02/2015 1:13:14 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: A CA Guy

Never let your children learn combat skills you don’t posess.

Just sayin’


6,327 posted on 11/02/2015 1:16:35 PM PST by ArGee (There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
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To: Tax-chick

The kind of place you do a weekly shop, when the lottery has just been kind to you.
£50 doesn’t go very far in there at all.
But they may have Crumpets or be able to obtain them. :) Yummy.


6,328 posted on 11/02/2015 1:16:57 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

I believe that one is, “The tea is unusually weak today.”


6,329 posted on 11/02/2015 1:17:55 PM PST by ArGee (There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
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To: moose07
What is this: Â ? Who put it there?!
6,330 posted on 11/02/2015 1:18:12 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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If your contact continues from there to discuss tea and crumpets, veer off. It’s not your contact.

If, OTOH, your contact makes a ‘weak tea’ reference to Democrat foreign policy then this is your contact. Proceed immediately to the nearest “pub” for an “ale”.


6,331 posted on 11/02/2015 1:19:42 PM PST by ArGee (There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
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To: ArGee

LoL...
That would be classed as an Emergency Call.
Weak Tea!!!!! No!, Drake’s Drum would boom out loud over that one.


6,332 posted on 11/02/2015 1:20:32 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: ArGee
LoL!
I'll have a Firsty-Ferret ,if you're buying. :)
6,333 posted on 11/02/2015 1:22:25 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

Another dead giveaway. The “pub” is actually the safe house and “ale” is a planning session for the operation.

Did you even READ your manual?


6,334 posted on 11/02/2015 1:28:00 PM PST by ArGee (There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
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To: ArGee

Read the Manual?
You mean we are supposed to read the thing?
Well, Ale has always been served at the best planning meetings down the Pub. :)
“What you having?”


6,335 posted on 11/02/2015 1:33:46 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

0-003 was using his for a doorstop.

0-010 thought hers was for raising the monitor to a better height.

I did an experiment with the 1- group and marked it “classified, need to know” and they all read it immediately.

Lessons learned.

We can raise a Bass and discuss it further after our semi-annual reviews.


6,336 posted on 11/02/2015 1:40:36 PM PST by ArGee (There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
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To: ArGee

“Eyes Only” has the same effect. *Cough*

G’Night. :)


6,337 posted on 11/02/2015 1:44:58 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

G-night.

Oh, and the wicker is in the headgerow.


6,338 posted on 11/02/2015 1:51:56 PM PST by ArGee (There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
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To: moose07

It seems like a person could bake her own crumpets.


6,339 posted on 11/02/2015 1:59:15 PM PST by Tax-chick ("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee
All junk mail

I like junk mail. Especially the type that includes a business reply envelope.

I use their envelope to mail their stuff back to them toward the fulfillment of two not necessarily related goals..

1) They can have the privilege of recycling their own stuff thus saving the Earth and allowing them to prove their enviro-conciousness...

2) Aid in keeping the US Postal Service a minute bit further from insolvency...

(Whether they appreciate the thought behind the mailing is not my concern..)

6,340 posted on 11/02/2015 2:56:34 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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