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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Slings and Arrows

I want a cat so bad. Mentioned it last night at family dinner and was read the riot act.

Up all night crying until I started vomiting from crying.

You can’t be a cat lady without a cat.


2,021 posted on 08/30/2015 4:16:52 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Tax-chick; Gefn

One of a modern parent’s secret fears is the day their little chickadee announces, “ Mom, I want to be a barrista when I grow up!”


2,022 posted on 08/30/2015 4:18:38 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor; Tax-chick

Actually the money isn’t bad and you get real health benefits.

It wasn’t the worst job I had when I was between careers type ones.


2,023 posted on 08/30/2015 4:30:48 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn

I’m sorry you were feeling so poorly!


2,024 posted on 08/30/2015 4:36:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Gefn; Covenantor

Bill applied for some coffee shop jobs but was never hired.


2,025 posted on 08/30/2015 4:37:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I had worked in a chain bookstore with a chain coffee bar. I was cross trained,

Books and coffee. :)


2,026 posted on 08/30/2015 4:39:54 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m ok. I just wish I had a kitteh.

I really do, hard to explain, but I can’t convey to my folks I’m empty without one.


2,027 posted on 08/30/2015 4:41:22 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn

A bookstore with a wine bar might be a good place to work. I see places like that on TV sometimes.


2,028 posted on 08/30/2015 4:42:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Gefn

Archie Mcphee?


2,029 posted on 08/30/2015 4:43:48 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

A silly catalog with silly gifts and stocking stuffers.

http://mcphee.com/shop/

They have a lot of crazy cat lady stuff.


2,030 posted on 08/30/2015 4:54:18 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Tax-chick

*groan*

Too much squee too early...
I have so much to do on this computer today...


2,031 posted on 08/30/2015 5:11:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (People have to pretend you're a bad person so they don't feel guilty about what they did to you.)
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To: Monkey Face

Morning.


2,032 posted on 08/30/2015 5:31:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

Bad night at Black Rock.

I don’t know why nights are so miserable for me to get through. This has got to end soon...otherwise, I will have to ask for sleep meds, and I don’t want to do that.


2,033 posted on 08/30/2015 5:48:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (People have to pretend you're a bad person so they don't feel guilty about what they did to you.)
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To: Tax-chick

How was the concert last night?
And is Kathleen’s success still working?


2,034 posted on 08/30/2015 5:48:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (People have to pretend you're a bad person so they don't feel guilty about what they did to you.)
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

The concert was outstanding. It was in a small, rather industrial theater in the hip-and-happenin’ part of uptown Charlotte. We saw many young persons dressed like Bill and quite a few bar-hopping with their dogs.

As I sat in my slightly unstable seat in the balcony (front row, although we didn’t know it until we got there) with a plastic cup of wine, I felt like I was visiting in someone else’s life.

The lead guitarist and singer (a replacement for their original lead) was a cutie of about 30 who had a substantial group of young women fans crowding near the stage.


2,035 posted on 08/30/2015 5:57:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, and Kathleen is doing well. She had a puddle in her diaper this morning, but that’s because I let her sleep in until 7:30. When I get them all up at 6:15, she goes to the toilet.


2,036 posted on 08/30/2015 5:58:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

YAY for your fun night! Igor used to say, “A change is as good as a rest.” He was spot-on with that statement.

Good for Kathleen. Auntie ‘Face approves of her good behavior!!

<3


2,037 posted on 08/30/2015 6:02:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (People have to pretend you're a bad person so they don't feel guilty about what they did to you.)
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To: Monkey Face

It was almost 11 when we got home. I’m almost never up that late.

Pat and James will get back from camp soon after noon. I’ll take Frank and meet them at church, then go to Mass. I need to talk with the Other Guy about the music schedule.


2,038 posted on 08/30/2015 6:08:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

bump


2,039 posted on 08/30/2015 6:30:33 AM PDT by GeronL (Cruz is for real, 100%)
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To: GeronL
An extra Fluffy Kitten to help you find your way back.


2,040 posted on 08/30/2015 6:32:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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