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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick

The term “gird one’s loins” was used in the Roman Era meaning to pull up and tie the lower garments between the legs to increase mobility in battle. In the modern age, it has become an idiom meaning to prepare oneself for action.


1,621 posted on 08/24/2015 10:59:30 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Gefn

That was how the ‘Devils in skirts’ stopped the forces of the Grand Karzie of Kalibar, during the battle in the Kyberpass.
It was done by numbers.....ahem :)


1,622 posted on 08/24/2015 11:03:24 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Covenantor

Aw, that’s cute!


1,623 posted on 08/24/2015 11:03:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

So Beautiful! I would snuggle that kitteh so close and listen all day to the precious purring.


1,624 posted on 08/24/2015 11:04:19 AM PDT by trussell (I carry because...When seconds count between life and death, the police are only minutes away)
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To: trussell

And then feed her!


1,625 posted on 08/24/2015 11:04:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: moose07

I lost that album a long time ago, and it was one of my favorites. I’ve never had the money to replace it. *sigh*


1,626 posted on 08/24/2015 11:20:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcknsYVgdkM

Hope this little programme helps. :)


1,627 posted on 08/24/2015 11:29:34 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Tax-chick
The tiger always wins.

Not if the designated selector selects the door with the lady behind it, assuming that being selected is the preferable outcome.

I'd say the tiger only wins approximately 0.50000000/1.0000000 of the time, and that's if said feline keeps reasonably quiet while ensconced behind the closed door (and the lady doesn't do a bang-up tiger impression) and the door has enough weather stripping to hold back the odor of tiger (which I found to be very distinctive and intense during my brief encounters with them).

Perhaps I'm picking a nit.

1,628 posted on 08/24/2015 12:21:26 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (That's what happens when you live 10 years alone in Bolivia: you get colorful.)
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To: moose07

Awwww...thanks, Moosie! I never thought of going to YouTube for it! *HUG*


1,629 posted on 08/24/2015 12:25:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ve only got four minutes left to run.
It is in the original key, has been good. (((Hug)))


1,630 posted on 08/24/2015 12:27:54 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Scoutmaster

“A tiger, you say .”

((Meaning of life)(war))


1,631 posted on 08/24/2015 12:31:47 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

I saved it and will listen to it just before I go to bed, so I can have a bit more relaxation. I need that, now.

I’ll have to put my headphones on... :o])


1,632 posted on 08/24/2015 12:33:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: trussell

Hey Trussell! Hi!


1,633 posted on 08/24/2015 12:47:29 PM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn

Well, my 401(k), such as it is, is now down to about a 250(k).

Thanks, China.


1,634 posted on 08/24/2015 1:45:41 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

Want me to send the GLK to pay you a visit? Or not...


1,635 posted on 08/24/2015 3:07:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Gefn

Hi my friend!


1,636 posted on 08/24/2015 4:55:36 PM PDT by trussell (I carry because...When seconds count between life and death, the police are only minutes away)
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To: Scoutmaster

Well, that’s one way of looking at it.


1,637 posted on 08/24/2015 5:07:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

1,638 posted on 08/25/2015 2:53:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick; TheOldLady; Monkey Face; Gefn; Darksheare; moose07
Viking kittehs garage


1,639 posted on 08/25/2015 3:12:09 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse aththem news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Nice boat.

Big picture. Are you familiar with the “width=” code? It goes after the “ that ends the picture property, but before the final >.


1,640 posted on 08/25/2015 3:14:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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