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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
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To: Gefn

I never used to be this way, but CFIDS changed who I am, so I have to deal with the changes.

Of course, I’ve always had a “support group” of sorts, and I still do but now its online, and that doesn’t help much in the real world.


1,521 posted on 08/23/2015 7:46:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick
James, on the other hand, has forgotten how to do subtraction.

Perhaps he will grow up to be a serpent?

An adder...

1,522 posted on 08/23/2015 8:20:44 AM PDT by null and void (Send them all back!)
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To: null and void

Haha...;o]


1,523 posted on 08/23/2015 8:34:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: null and void; Tax-chick; Slings and Arrows

An adder is ok.

An Adder Black is NOT ok, but made great TV.


1,524 posted on 08/23/2015 9:19:20 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Monkey Face

I like the people and kitties here too.


1,525 posted on 08/23/2015 9:20:05 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn

My FRiends are the best in the world and all of them try to help me with what they know how to do. I wouldn’t trade a one of them.

<3


1,526 posted on 08/23/2015 9:39:58 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Gefn

I went to Walmart and got bananas for my ulcer cocktail, but forgot to get iron tablets. I need to go back but I really don’t want to.


1,527 posted on 08/23/2015 9:40:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m so sorry. Get well soon.


1,528 posted on 08/23/2015 10:08:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks, S&A. I don’t want another transfusion, so I’m going to work hard to do what I know has to be done.

But, oh! I would LOVE a taco! I’ve been craving one for three days! LOL!


1,529 posted on 08/23/2015 10:14:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

My daughter said that she was planning to make “fish tacos”.

No further information is available.


1,530 posted on 08/23/2015 10:34:03 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob

Please, don’t set a place for me at the table. Fish and tacos shouldn’t even be in the same sentence.


1,531 posted on 08/23/2015 10:48:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

It only makes sense if you’re feeding the tacos to the fish.


1,532 posted on 08/23/2015 11:58:24 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Slings and Arrows

You could always be a taco cat..

And a taco cat is a palindrome.


1,533 posted on 08/23/2015 12:11:07 PM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: NicknamedBob

That would work!


1,534 posted on 08/23/2015 12:25:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Gefn; NicknamedBob

That’s funny, Girl!

I have been able to eat, but I’m going to forego the days’ pills because they may be too much for my system. It’s time for another ulcer cocktail, but I’m not ready for it, yet.


1,535 posted on 08/23/2015 12:28:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

They also have purritos.

( Wrap a cat in a towel)

I hope you are feline better Face.


1,536 posted on 08/23/2015 12:31:33 PM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn; Monkey Face
How about a tortoise shell AND a cat?


1,537 posted on 08/23/2015 12:47:23 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Gefn; Monkey Face
Purrito?


1,538 posted on 08/23/2015 12:51:01 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Gefn

As soon as the iron starts to work, I will feel better. I just have to get the bleeding stopped and get the overall volume up so my heart and kidneys don’t have to work so hard.

And maybe, if I quit worrying about my truck, I’ll be OK. It’s just that I need it for medical appointments in Vegas, and I can’t drive it that far, that fast, the way it is. Even driving locally, it’s getting worse.


1,539 posted on 08/23/2015 12:56:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Covenantor; Gefn

Kitteh piccies are always healing!


1,540 posted on 08/23/2015 12:56:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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