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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Monkey Face

Oh, that explains it. My personnel have no concept of water conservation (household-type, as opposed to state-wide), even though I bellow, “We’re paying for the water!!!” regularly.


1,461 posted on 08/21/2015 2:11:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I had at least two aides ask, “Really? You’ve had people who really DO this?” Yes, I have. Three didn’t even know how to make a bed, being confused by the fitted bottom sheet, and not knowing how to tuck in corners neatly.

So I wrote a list of how I want the jobs done...


1,462 posted on 08/21/2015 2:25:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

And this is where Senor Fred became a jerk...


1,463 posted on 08/21/2015 2:26:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

Hospital corners aren’t a thing for me, although I learned how to do it in Home Ec in the 7th grade.

Most of our residents don’t even use a top sheet. They have a fitted sheet and blankets.


1,464 posted on 08/21/2015 2:28:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve done the bottom sheet only, with blankets, but I was also a young bride when there were no fitted sheets. I learned how to make a bed you could sleep on...

These days, I sleep with a bottom and a top sheet, and the sheets are flannel, so the top sheet acts as a blanket. I sleep on flannel sheets year round, because I have night sweats, and the flannel wicks away the moisture. By the time I have soaked the second side of the bed, the first side is dry. :o]

And that’s why I need new pillows: the night sweats include my head, and the pillows flatten out and get thin by being wet and having the weight of my head on them. My hair is flat and wet when I wake up, and it’s pretty disgusting. I REALLY need new pillows...!


1,465 posted on 08/21/2015 2:47:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick

Ohyah: Hospital corners are a thing with my CFIDS. I don’t like the foot of the bed elevated because the sheets and/or blankets are bunched up at the corners.


1,466 posted on 08/21/2015 2:48:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face
I have night sweats, too. It's the cambio de vida as I was explaining to my choir last Sunday while standing next to the a/c vent and vigorously fanning myself.

When we get the CD for the pictures, we can make you a print of any that you like, in a convenient size. I will also send you a couple of the studio prints.

1,467 posted on 08/21/2015 2:49:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn
"She’s taking her dragon: she can be that princess from Game of Thrones."

It has taken me this long to figure out that she is playing a "Game of Thrones".

1,468 posted on 08/21/2015 2:50:55 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: Tax-chick

I could print out any pics, but I need to get a color cartridge to do that. I need to do it sooner or later...

If the night sweats were the “change” I could live with it. But they are part of CFIDS and are never ending. It is such an insidious disease, and I hate every minute of it. It has changed who I am.


1,469 posted on 08/21/2015 2:53:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: NicknamedBob

The skills one learns in manipulating family members are very useful in future global takeover enterprises. And with Tom involved ...

Well, I hope they give me a nice pension, since I’m their mother, after all.

If you FReepmail me your email address, you can see the pictures!


1,470 posted on 08/21/2015 2:54:51 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Monkey Face

We’ll print and mail them. DP has all the color ink and photo paper and stuff. And it’s the least he can do.


1,471 posted on 08/21/2015 2:55:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m off to bed.


1,472 posted on 08/21/2015 3:44:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

I hope it works out well for you - no lumps!


1,473 posted on 08/21/2015 3:44:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
My grandmother was a hoarder, too

I think most everyone who passed through the Depression era became a hoarder in some fashion. If they weren't before, they sure were after..

My Grandfather (Dad's dad - Mom's father died before WWII started so I have no memories of him) had a lot of interesting stuff stored in the garage, the 'left' half of the chicken coup, the basement, and the 'tool shed'. What my Dad didn't have squirreled away, Grandpa did.

Gotta go fix Granddaughter's bike. "The handlebars are crooked." (Means she dropped it instead of laying it down, betcha.. ;-)

1,474 posted on 08/21/2015 4:13:55 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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It’s nice that you can fix stuff.

When we would go to Missouri in the 70s, my mother would send me down to the basement for canned (jarred) vegetables, and say, “Don’t bring up anything with a date more than two years earlier than this year.” There were “cans” from the 40s down there, in the 70s.

After the fire in the late 90s, Dad and his cousin sold all the Mason jars as/is to someone who was prepared to empty them, sterilize them, and reuse them.


1,475 posted on 08/21/2015 4:16:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Monkey Face
..my water is included in my rent..

But then, you're not in Kalinfernalia. If you were your water would be going to keep some bait alive... ;-)

1,476 posted on 08/21/2015 4:20:07 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

1,477 posted on 08/22/2015 3:25:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

One of Ceirdwyn’s brothers looked like that.
Her sister was that color but longhaired.


1,478 posted on 08/22/2015 4:01:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh what a cute baby! My head exploded from the squee.

Offline yesterday and probably today. Not feline well. Just wanted to say hello and meow to all my FRiends.


1,479 posted on 08/22/2015 4:16:00 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs r,a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Darksheare; Gefn

My usual Kitteh sources didn’t have anything I liked this morning, so I googled “Orange Kitten Picture.”


1,480 posted on 08/22/2015 4:52:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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