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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick

Pretty kitteh in a sweet setting.


1,421 posted on 08/21/2015 5:59:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn
Alice's cat Diana with her hidden kitteh-kam captures TC and Kathleen squirmish.

Diana ready to jump back down the rabbit hole.

1,422 posted on 08/21/2015 6:01:08 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Monkey Face

We all need more spring flowers with kitteh.


1,423 posted on 08/21/2015 6:04:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Covenantor

That face looks almost exactly like Shannon. Kathleen just discovered that, just as I told her, the iron is hot. Fortunately, it was only medium hot.


1,424 posted on 08/21/2015 6:05:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick
That face looks almost exactly like Shannon....

Lol!

1,425 posted on 08/21/2015 6:15:34 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Tax-chick

I need a Pink Drink, already this morning. My fitful sleeping was rewarded by a jerk this morning.

Now I’m going to go fold clothes and put them away, then get something to eat and hope my day improves. The shower will come soon. Hopefully, it will wash away the gloom.


1,426 posted on 08/21/2015 6:21:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Covenantor

Actually, I never read it, I watched the movie. Ringo Starr played the Mock Turtle and I never did understand that the word was “uglification.”

It was a TV version with lots of cameos and it was pretty cute. Jonathan Winters was an AMAZING Humpty Dumpty.


1,427 posted on 08/21/2015 6:24:52 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s unclear what happened to you. The Nevada Fraternal and Cisternal Order of Jerks and Knaves and Pencilnecks gave you an award?

;>)


1,428 posted on 08/21/2015 6:28:47 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Covenantor

I, myself, am a sedantary rock.


1,429 posted on 08/21/2015 6:29:06 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face
My fitful sleeping was rewarded by a jerk this morning.

I'm sorry. I'll give you the weekend off, I promise.

1,430 posted on 08/21/2015 6:30:17 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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I think I need to be B***h slapped...


1,431 posted on 08/21/2015 6:32:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!

Off to Penney’s for Kathleen’s picture. She’s taking her dragon: she can be that princess from Game of Thrones.


1,432 posted on 08/21/2015 6:38:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ll be waiting to see the pics!! <3


1,433 posted on 08/21/2015 6:51:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick

Speaking of which, did you notice that the most violent, most sexually explicit TV channel on cable just bought Sesame Street?

Oh, the ironies of Capitalism.


1,434 posted on 08/21/2015 7:14:42 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick

I’ve had my shower, done some picking up of things and trying to get them organized, and my back made me cave in, so I’m going to behave for a bit.

The wind is blowing at about 20mph, and that’s not good for me; I’ve already been out in it to get the detergent from the truck, so I will need to have a breathing treatment in a few minutes.

Then what? Finish the filing? Once that’s done, I can find a place for the things that are under it all. Maybe the top shelf in the big bookcase.... Maybe.


1,435 posted on 08/21/2015 8:19:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: ArGee

And Bruce Jenner rear-ended a Lexus and the driver was killed.... What will be his punishment?


1,436 posted on 08/21/2015 8:20:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe that he’ll have to keep doing his reality show that nobody’s watching.

Yes, I said “he” and “his.” I’m not joining the fantasy game.


1,437 posted on 08/21/2015 8:55:39 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

He’s still Bruce Jenner to me. I’m not playing into his ego trip, no matter what.


1,438 posted on 08/21/2015 9:40:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

The pictures are wonderful, although the best ones don’t include the dragon. We’ll have the prints in a couple of weeks.


1,439 posted on 08/21/2015 10:00:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

Here are some pictures...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3326569/posts

Each item was drawn with love, I’m sure.


1,440 posted on 08/21/2015 10:06:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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