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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Covenantor

Buying, but I want to buy cheap....


1,241 posted on 08/18/2015 8:51:45 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Monkey Face

According to travel.state.gov it’s $140.

They want people coming in, but not getting out. What does that remind me of?


1,242 posted on 08/18/2015 8:58:55 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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I remember.


1,243 posted on 08/18/2015 9:20:23 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick; All

Back from the doctor’s. Now we will start working on the lower spine. :o]

First step is x-rays. Oh wait...that’s the second step. Seeing the primary care doc is first.


1,244 posted on 08/18/2015 9:21:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: ArGee

Yah. East Berlin.


1,245 posted on 08/18/2015 9:30:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Gefn

lol

I’m making it


1,246 posted on 08/18/2015 9:36:48 AM PDT by GeronL (Cruz is for real, 100%)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn
Don't know if the raison bran is such a good idea. Best to stick with the classics.

They're good for you.

1,247 posted on 08/18/2015 10:47:54 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Health food donuts....YUM!


1,248 posted on 08/18/2015 10:59:29 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Covenantor; stephenjohnbanker

Don’t forget your vitameatavegamin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Z264w9_2Q


1,249 posted on 08/18/2015 11:29:44 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

LOL


1,250 posted on 08/18/2015 11:31:33 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: ArGee

The memory of that episode lingers from childhood. Loopy Lucy.


1,251 posted on 08/18/2015 11:32:59 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor; ArGee; Tax-chick; NoCmpromiz

That trip to Vegas this morning was a little on the scary side, and now I’m getting to be afraid to drive. I don’t want to make the problem any worse, but that’s what’s happening.

I will need to order the part and find out how much it will cost to install it ASAP, or I will be walking to Walmart again soon.

One of you named the part but I didn’t write it down and now I can’t recall it, but I can remember looking for it at a parts house for price and availability.


1,252 posted on 08/18/2015 11:41:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Gefn
Don't recall that I gave a specific part name beyond the generic starter solenoid return spring.

All I can offer at this time is cute.


1,253 posted on 08/18/2015 2:01:54 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

It’s cute.


1,254 posted on 08/18/2015 2:06:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Covenantor

It is very cute! Thanks!


1,255 posted on 08/18/2015 2:18:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ping to #1252


1,256 posted on 08/18/2015 2:19:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick

And now I’m depressed again...I have to find that post...


1,257 posted on 08/18/2015 2:25:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

Look in the 600s.


1,258 posted on 08/18/2015 2:38:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I found it. Thanks.


1,259 posted on 08/18/2015 2:49:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick; NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob; ArGee; Covenantor; Monkey Face

*sigh*

What am I going to do? This is so ugly. I found the part but it ranges from $30 to $150 and I don’t know which one is needed. Naturally, I want the least expensive (I don’t need the high dollar stuff with the little bit of driving I do) but I need someone to look at the parts (two websites) and tell me what I need.

http://www.autopartswarehouse.com/search/?searchType=global&N=0&Ntt=Fuel+Pressure+Regulator&tahsearch=1&tahgroup=UGS&tahrank=1049230&tahscore=6.1593904

http://www.rockauto.com/
1992 Geo tracker, 1.6L, L4...2nd choice on page.

My son still hasn’t called and that makes me feel worse because I need his input. And of course, Busdaddy would be helpful, too, but...

So I’m going to go to bed and hope things look better tomorrow.


1,260 posted on 08/18/2015 3:03:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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