Posted on 07/30/2015 12:04:02 PM PDT by Theoria
The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
Kenneth Tennfjord, groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club, said he has been finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005.
"He has a couple of favorite holes," Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. "And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
"He poos only on weekdays. On weekends I have never found poo on the golf course," Tennfjord said.
He said the fecal discoveries are usually accompanied by used toilet paper.
Steinar Floisvik, managing director of the club, said the mystery pooper used to arrive via bicycle.
"In the early morning dew we observed bicycle tracks on the course. Footsteps showed that he had done his business, and the bicycle tracks disappeared back the way they came," Floisvik said.
Frode Jormeland, another groundskeeper, said the club installed high-powered spotlights to discourage the defecation, but the poop-etrator disabled them.
"He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a branch and dismantled the spotlights. How he managed the feat without electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle," he said.
Floisvik said the pooper's motives are unknown.
"Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer from mental problems," he said.
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Ole and Sven could never adequately explain why their golf balls were brown.
Dey ver white vwhen we puuutted!
Don’t mess with the black widow.
They knew it was a man because he was firing from the men’s tee.
I guess when you only work 5 hours a day, if at all, you find things to do to fill the time.
Catch him on the course and hit his balls with a five iron.
I mean his golf balls.
And he is a dick. His name is Richard Droppendoody.
Might as well delete this one, too.
size Tiger needs now. LOL
finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005.
Now thats relatively SLACK security isnt it???
Tonight on Coast To Coast, the mystery of crap circles!
your’e the only other person Ive ever encountered online or elsewhere who also calls em Crap Circles!!
GMTA!!
Ah Sh*t! Play through...
I would think about a pressure switch and a firecracker...
I can see the guy wobbling off on his bike with a crazy laugh “HA! ANOTHER hole in one!”
I don’t think Norway has nearly as many female giants as we have here.
sexist to underestimate women. i know several that can kill a toilet.
I love how the article is headed by a picture of a roll of TP sitting on a lovely swatch of turf. But does anybody actually need the caption labeling it so?
“HA! Another one in hole!”
Is this considered a two-putt?
Yes - I suppose this might be more of a two in hole than a hole in one.
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