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Mystery pooper targeting holes of Norwegian golf course
UPI ^ | 25 July 2015 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 07/30/2015 12:04:02 PM PDT by Theoria

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To: Theoria

Ole and Sven could never adequately explain why their golf balls were brown.

Dey ver white vwhen we puuutted!


61 posted on 07/30/2015 3:22:19 PM PDT by rikkir (You can lead a horde to knowledge but you canÂ’t make them think. (TnkU ctdonath2))
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To: Theoria

Don’t mess with the black widow.


62 posted on 07/30/2015 3:48:32 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: Theoria

They knew it was a man because he was firing from the men’s tee.


63 posted on 07/30/2015 4:09:35 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Theoria

I guess when you only work 5 hours a day, if at all, you find things to do to fill the time.


64 posted on 07/30/2015 4:11:43 PM PDT by riri (Obama's Amerika--Not a fun place.)
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To: Theoria

Catch him on the course and hit his balls with a five iron.

I mean his golf balls.

And he is a dick. His name is Richard Droppendoody.

Might as well delete this one, too.


65 posted on 07/30/2015 4:14:34 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Daffynition

size Tiger needs now. LOL


66 posted on 07/30/2015 4:24:48 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas (Romans 1:18-32 ..............God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeshugeMikey
"Must be Santa... Must be Santa..."


67 posted on 07/30/2015 6:39:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise ("Psychopathia Sexualis, I'm in love with a horse that comes from Dallas" - Lenny Bruce (1958))
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To: a fool in paradise

finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005.

Now thats relatively SLACK security isnt it???


68 posted on 07/30/2015 6:45:49 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Tonight on Coast To Coast, the mystery of crap circles!


69 posted on 07/30/2015 7:42:37 PM PDT by a fool in paradise ("Psychopathia Sexualis, I'm in love with a horse that comes from Dallas" - Lenny Bruce (1958))
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To: a fool in paradise

your’e the only other person Ive ever encountered online or elsewhere who also calls em Crap Circles!!

GMTA!!


70 posted on 07/30/2015 7:44:16 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Theoria

Ah Sh*t! Play through...


71 posted on 07/30/2015 7:49:20 PM PDT by roamer_1
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To: saleman
It would tend to make one grumpy. I would think.

I would think about a pressure switch and a firecracker...

72 posted on 07/30/2015 7:56:27 PM PDT by roamer_1
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73 posted on 07/30/2015 9:37:27 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: RichInOC

I can see the guy wobbling off on his bike with a crazy laugh “HA! ANOTHER hole in one!”


74 posted on 07/30/2015 9:44:06 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I don’t think Norway has nearly as many female giants as we have here.


75 posted on 07/30/2015 9:45:42 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Theoria

sexist to underestimate women. i know several that can kill a toilet.


76 posted on 07/30/2015 11:39:15 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Theoria

I love how the article is headed by a picture of a roll of TP sitting on a lovely swatch of turf. But does anybody actually need the caption labeling it so?


77 posted on 07/31/2015 12:50:17 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: 21twelve

“HA! Another one in hole!”


78 posted on 07/31/2015 12:56:03 AM PDT by MortMan (All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
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To: Theoria

Is this considered a two-putt?


79 posted on 07/31/2015 12:56:42 AM PDT by MortMan (All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
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To: MortMan

Yes - I suppose this might be more of a two in hole than a hole in one.


80 posted on 07/31/2015 1:04:12 AM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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