"Feefty bats!" "Feefty bats!"The Sheriff of Nottingham?!! Ok... can’t stop laughing at that one! :)
Mushrooms are NOT for everyone.
Meth.
It’s a hell of a drug.
It works for me!
Must have worked then.
“Investigators added that Radecki claimed that he “made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children.”
So he’s also Robin Hood AND a vampire slayer? Wow.
>>A Florida man arrested for dancing atop the hood of a patrol car parked in the driveway of a police sergeant told cops that he was seeking the aid of the “Sheriff of Nottingham” to help combat a “woman with fangs”<<
My ex-wife is in FLA?
Radecki, a Cape Coral resident, can be seen pulling his 2000 Lincoln Town Car up to the rear bumper of the police SUV. With his car radio blaring, Radecki then climbs atop the vehicle and gyrates to “Rich Girl” by Hall & Oates and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger.” However, by the time the Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta duet “You’re The One That I Want” played, Radecki was in custody....After being taken into custody, cops reported, Radecki explained that he went to Janke’s residence because “when he opened his front door, a woman with fangs was threatening him, and that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires.” Investigators added that Radecki claimed that he “made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children.”
He doesn't appear to be threatened by any vampires here...
In a world where homosexuality isn’t a mental illness and people can change their sex, who are we to judge?
I suspected this happened in FL before I even started reading it.
Only in Flori-duh...
He makes as much sense as Bruce Jenner claiming he is really a woman...who are they to judge?
The original report indicated the man was Jeh Johnson. I guess they found a scapegoat, instead.
Florida, the dangling wang of the United States.
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