I cannot bust out the tail lights, can I?
No. You can't willfully damage their property for trespassing. You can remove it, but removing a car is not trivial. If you call a towing company, that's your dime.
Ya well if you were caught and all and you’d be inconvenienced. Better that they are, cable up the wheels or park behind them. My dad did something like that at our place. We live up a forest service road and one idiot decided to pull in to our drive way so they could walk around to the back of the house to see the view. We’re up like 600ft or so over Hood Canal. He parks behind them, can’t get out and told them in no uncertain terms to take a hike. It’s a mile and a half down to the highway and six miles in to town. Dad let the air out of the tires and told them to call a tow truck.
Drill oil pan ...
Pull all valve stems .....
Drill radiator .....
Skunk oil in fresh air vent ....
License tag’s come up missing....
Donate it to charity ....any condition, with or without title....
Drag it off to the hunting lease and turn it into a deer blind...
Pull the lug nuts and replace the hubcaps ...
Hotwire it and give it to the local meth head ...
Give it to your ex wife and tell her your sorry ...
Put NAACP and LaRaza, cops suck bumper stickers all over it....
Give it to your daughters boyfriend and let bygones be gone....
Throw open cans of sardines and tuna under the seats ...its summer...
Epoxy all the locks ....
Borrow a buddies 1 ton diesel dualie truck and make a drag toy out of the car...
Stick the owners water hose in the cars window and make him a fish bowl and a monster water bill...
WD 40 the brake drums / discs ....
Call the police about abandoned property on your property ....
Hide it in you garage ...
In the winter put a lawn sprinkler on the roof and tell him you’ll rent him a ice pick for 100$....
You’ll think of something ....:o)
sometimes air escapes from tires.
most cars have a spare tire or an inflation kit.
very few cars have 2 spare tires or 2 inflation kits.
Don’t do any damage yourself - call the cops from a pay phone (if you can find one) and report that a known drug dealer has parked in someone’s driveway, at such and such address, and the word on the street is that there’s drugs and cash in the vehicle.....