The stupid is strong in this one.
Crikey.
Place on ground, light, stand away. The cheap knock-offs, however, say: light, stand in place, wait.
Propane torch?
Given the likelihood of reduced tackles and interceptions, and the realization that he might not be the brightest player at his position, I’d say that little trick could cost him millions.
Who was that guy that had his hands insured for a million bucks ( a long time ago)?
“That’s gonna leave a mark!”
From the nature of the injuries, it sounds like he was holding while it was going off. I remember as a kid, back when fireworks were a new thing, there were annual warnings to never hold a Roman candle in your hand while it was ignited. Here’s a question - Have all of the prohibitions on the personal use of fireworks dumbed down the population regarding their safe use?
It blew up and tore a hole right though his palm, you could see right though his hand...
I went to visit him in the hospital and they had sewed his hand to his stomach so the skin would grow over the hole in his palm, they did a skin graph on the top of his hand...
From that point on, he was known as "hairy palm Joe" since the stomach skin had hair on it and it grew on his palm...
I kid you not...
Remember he is a college man! Obviously his degree is not in common sense.