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To: Altariel

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?”

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.”

And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.”

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”

And God said, “No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.”

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.

And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, “Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.”

And God said, “No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.”

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn’t give a shit one way or the other.


16 posted on 06/19/2015 8:25:01 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (Where are we going, and what's with the handbasket?)
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To: Cyclone59

That was the best thing I have read on FR in a long time. That is the best thing I have read anywhere in a long time. The author is either very talented or just hit a once-in-a-lifetime home run. I just sent that to 100 people which is way bigger than my usual distribution list because it is something almost everybody can enjoy.

Thanks. You made my day sharing that one. I keep reading it over again.


36 posted on 06/19/2015 9:01:08 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Lord God help us.)
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To: Cyclone59

I liked it.

My rule of thumb is....those who like cats usually also like dogs.

But those who adore dogs do not always like cats.

My two cents.


42 posted on 06/19/2015 9:15:06 AM PDT by Fishtalk
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To: Cyclone59

That’s funny. I’m going to email it to my cat owned friends.


48 posted on 06/19/2015 9:26:27 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: Cyclone59

Love it!

I’m more of a Dog person anyway...For the record...;-)


58 posted on 06/19/2015 9:39:19 AM PDT by stevie_d_64 (I will settle for a "perfectly good, gently used" kidney...Apply within...)
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To: Cyclone59; SgtBob; Chode; happydogx2; tubebender; umgud; McGruff

ROFLMAO!!! Perfect! I just sent that out to most of My E-Mail list.

FYI PING


76 posted on 06/19/2015 10:16:30 AM PDT by mabarker1 (congress, The Opposite of Progress.)
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