[Lucky9teen]

I'm from Avondale, AZ and I'm an Admin/IT Assistant

[Ingtar]

I live in Memphis, TN. I am a computer programmer.

[mykroar]

Topeka, KS, Claims Adjuster.

[glennaro]

Auburn, California (near Sacramento); environmental engineer/consultant

[fredhead]

Norfolk, VA and I am a civilian electronics tech for the Navy.

[fredhead]

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.”
“How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10. a pill,” answered the son.
“I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning,
I’ll put the money under the pillow.”
Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow.
He called Grandpa and said, “I told you each pill was $10, not $110.
“I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma!”

[secret garden]

Outside Nashville,TN. RN. Love your threads.

[Liberty Valance]

I'm in Kerrville TX - My sister and I publish a monthly real estate magazine
in Kerr and Gillespie counties for the past 20 years.

[TheConservativeParty]

Southern WI. I am a victim (I hate that word but I’ll use it anyway) of Obama’s war on women, losing my small business because of him 2 years ago. At least my husband still has a job! My hobby is horsemanship. The day Obummer leaves office I will rejoice. The Pubs better not mess up and give us Jeb! or some other loser to vote for, so we don’t have Hillary! to finish off the country.
(sorry none of that was funny)

Carry on with the festivities!
I need some FUNNY!

[PROCON]

Hi FRiend, thanks for making us smile on FRidays!

I live in Yakima, Washington; I'm a retired soldier and electrician.

[IYAS9YAS]

I’m in Albuquirky. I’m a bean counter. I’d rather be somewhere else, doing something else, but, it pays the bills.

[Monkey Face]

Henderson NV, ex-housewife and spinner of tall tales.

[Disambiguator]

I’m originally from CA, but lived in AZ, NM, and now ID. I work in manufacturing doing materials planning and purchasing, plus a bit of IT on the side. I know the hostess from this site. We’ve never actually met, as far as I know.

[Pan_Yan]

I work in an office building in Atlanta. I fix stuff.

[jag.drafting]

Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
Architecture

[Old Sarge]

“What is your profession?”

“AROOH! AROOH! AROOH!”

[SkyDancer]

Best thing is to see my profile.

[Hoffer Rand]

I’m in Salt Lake City. Not a native, just a transplant, never thought I’d end up spending years and years in Utah. I work in higher education. Yes, there are conservatives in higher ed, just not that many!

[EQAndyBuzz]

San Antonio Texas and I am an IT Infrastructure/Operations manager.

[sockhead]

And I hear that you are hot . . . literally.

[TheOldLady]

Near Salem, OH. Retired.

I’m 68, and worked since I was 18 until my husband asked
me to retire in 1996 and be a full-time homemaker.