Posted on 06/19/2015 5:58:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Be very careful when baby is cooking with Dad. . . that is be sure baby isn't what's for dinner!
When kids get older, there is a reason why they'll remember play time with Dads more..
It's clear what's going on when kids are with Mom, but what the hell are they doing with Dad? Turning into little slaves?
Guess which parent a kid will learn to ride a two-wheeler faster with?
At amusement parks, Dad always seems to have MORE FUN than anyone else in the family.
Careful. . . Baby might be left behind in a zoo with the animals, when going with Dad.
Dad will dress kids in costumes ONLY adults understand and can laugh about.
Have you ever wondered how Dad is able to do the grocery shopping so DAMN QUICKLY?
Never mind ever having table manners. . . "Manners" don't exist in Dad's book.
Dads certainly have a "hands on" approach to this difficult baby time. Don't worry about Mom's onion, it numbs the gums.
16 All Time Funniest Dad Texts (warning: language)
Now for some funny riddles:
1. Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
2. What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
3. What 5- letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
4. There are 3 switches downstairs. Each corresponds to one of the three light bulbs in the attic. You can turn the switches on and off and leave them in any position. How would you identify which switch corresponds to which light bulb if you are only allowed one trip upstairs
5. I am very heavy but, backwards I’m not. What am I?
6. A cowboy rides into town on Friday; he stays two days and leaves on Saturday. How can this be?
7. Where does afternoon come before morning?
8. What has a face and two hands, but no arms and legs?
9. I come one in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. What am I?
10. What gets wetter as it dries?
11. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
12. Try to re-arrange the letters of NEW DOOR to make one word.
13. A basket contains 5 apples. How can you divide the apples among 5 kids so that each child has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
I live in Yakima, Washington; I'm a retired soldier and electrician.
On a road trip from Kalifornia to Houston last fall, we stayed at the Sunday House....cute, well run Best Western.
FReegards! Can you tell me if it is wise or possible for one to write their own offer on a property to buy? I know about buyer’s representatives and would consider using a particular one here who gives you back 25 percent of her 3 percent of the sale price. I would rather do it on our own and write the offer ourselves and employ a real estate lawyer (if there is such a thing) to handle the legal end of the buying process.
I also wonder what kind of professional could help us with the paperwork of our sale. We have not listed because we have a probable buyer. If he actually does want to buy our place, we only need someone to make sure everything is legal with our sale.
Any advice would be appreciated, thanks!
I’m in Albuquirky. I’m a bean counter. I’d rather be somewhere else, doing something else, but, it pays the bills.
Henderson NV, ex-housewife and spinner of tall tales.
That all sounds very good. Just make sure you use a liscenced Realtor. If anything goes wrong you will be glad you did. 3% sounds great. Most charge 5-6% in this area.
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I work in an office building in Atlanta. I fix stuff.
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Flatman & Ribbon.
Um...no. I have never spun cat hair from long tails.
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I’m in Salt Lake City. Not a native, just a transplant, never thought I’d end up spending years and years in Utah. I work in higher education. Yes, there are conservatives in higher ed, just not that many!
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