Posted on 06/17/2015 3:38:34 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
BEAVER DAM, Wis. - Beaver Dam officials have changed the city's rules on service animals after a woman took a baby kangaroo into a McDonald's restaurant.
The Beaver Dam Daily Citizen reports the city's Common Council voted 14-0 Monday night to define a service animal as a dog or miniature horse, but not a kangaroo. Police can cite people who try to use other animals.
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I got it. “I told the genie I wanted a long-legged thing who could make the bed bounce and had a cute beaver....”
“the city’s Common Council voted 14-0 Monday night to define a service animal as a dog or miniature horse, but not a kangaroo.”
Wait. Hold the presses.
You can use a “miniature horse” as a service animal, but not a Kangaroo?
Can you house break a mini horse?
Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life, but I’m 51 and never even heard of such a thing.
“A man walks into a bar with a beaver and a kangaroo.
You finish the joke.”
Well, the kangaroo would probably order an IPA because of the extra hops, is that any help?
They really don’t have the authority to do this. But hey if they have money to defend themselves in the lawsuits and complaints to DOJ. It’s the taxpayer’s money after all.
Bouncers?
If you can't fly without your pig then maybe you should drive to your destination.........
It’s about damn time!
“A man walks into a bar with a beaver and a kangaroo.”
The bartender says: “So, what’s with the beaver?”
the bartender says “We don’t get many kangaroos in here.”
And the kangaroo says, “at these prices you won’t get many more.”
Curse you...you beat me to it. lol
One of the great classics
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