"Jack and Jill" - a very short, very demented country song by Yours Truly [vanity]

Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 6/15/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"

[Slings and Arrows]

I wrote this song for two reasons: 1) I wanted to see if I could write a genuine song short enough to be shared on Instagram (i.e., under 15 seconds), and 2) I'm a sick puppy.

Three quick points:

1. Hopalong Ginsberg is my pen name. I don't have a tribal name, but if I did it would be Snarks For Wampum.

2. You can download a free MP3 of "Jack and Jill" either here or here.

3.

[Squawk 8888]

I used that one because a search on “zombie cat guitar” came up empty.

[Slings and Arrows]

Who knew? ;^)

[kevao]

And Jack came down with the crabs

You assume that Jack and Jill are both hetero, that after Jack went up the hill, he then went down on Jill. Microaggression! Jill could be bi, and have gotten her crabs from Caitlyn Gender.

I thought Freepers were more enlightened.

[RichInOC]

Not to be confused with Tonto Kowalski. That’s Laz.

[Mercat]

Please remove me from your ping list.

[To Hell With Poverty]

I would have surely pegged you as Dances With Cats.

[Slings and Arrows]

I can’t - you’re not on it.

[Slings and Arrows]

Hmmmm...maybe Servant Of Felines?

[Mercat]

Please remove me from the list