Posted on 06/11/2015 1:20:08 PM PDT by drewh
Miley Cyrus tends to shock most people. From photographing herself topless under the covers, to which The Huffington Post responded keep doing your thang, girl, to her recent promotion of the free the nipple campaign, she has continued to garner media attention.
But her shock factor amplified on June 9, when Papers interview with the pop star was released. Besides the bizarre fully nude photos accompanying the article, Cyrus had some important views to communicate.
According to Salons Jenny Kutner, Cyrus tackle[d] progressive issues with admirable seriousness, proclaiming a litany of totally right-on assessments of the world. Kutner was considerate enough to warn us that there were several f-bombs tossed in with the deep thoughts.
The Salon writers 5 favorite segments of the interview included Cyrus referral to the fundamental Christian viewpoint as a fairy tale weve outgrown, comparing it to f***ing Santa and the tooth fairy. The pop singer also stated that legislators who ascribe to it [shouldnt] get to make our laws Thats f***ing insane.
According to Kutner, Cyrus views on sexuality and gender identity were equally spot-on. Besides revealing that she is bisexual, she stated: I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesnt involve an animal and everyone is of age. Notice, she doesnt specify the number of people acceptable eek!
In the end, Cyrus embodies the classic liberal view on life: As long as youre not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices. And when you're a wealthy celebrity, you consequences aren't really your consequences, and the violence you do to traditional society isn't your concern.
But hey, Salon thinks she's cool.
She has the depth of onion skin.
When I want meaningful political information, I always go to pop stars
Especially vacuous publicity puppets like ol’ Miley.
Exactly what I've been waiting for.
“In the end, Cyrus embodies the classic liberal view on life: As long as youre not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices.
Can I choose whether to pay for someone else’s abortion? Can I choose to select my own insurance plan?
Yeah Miley, didn’t think so.
Let me guess, are we going to next be treated next to the awe inspiring worldview of Wile E Coyote?
I once bought some Hannay Montana stuff for my Granddaughter. I actually thought that was her real name.
Miley was a pretty girl and could have made money without becoming a slut. I wonder why she doesn’t just pose for Playboy and get it over with. I don’t know maybe she already has.
Salon is garbage. Even leaving politics aside, it’s garbage. It has no editorial standards that I can see. The articles read like a bad Onion satire on cliché liberalism. It actually published an essay not too long ago—and deadly serious at that—on why the Nintendo video game Legend of Zelda was racist and sexist! I think I’ll send them an essay on why the Mario Brothers franchise is not only sexist but offensive to Italian-Americans. Bet it gets published, too.
Satan has a good friend. She needs prayers.
That boy is so stupid.
Liberal voters may like to toss that line around as if it means something. But, the irony is that the people they elect do not believe in it at all. They want control of every aspect of life choices.
My heart is all achy breaky over this.
Miley, shut up and twerk!
Why? With such enlightened views, what's stopping you, Miley?
Ah, the Cult of Celebrity. Cyrus is a stupid little girl, and she’ll die a stupid little girl whether it’s six months or six decades hence. She may be nasty now, she may be nice later, but either way she’ll still be stupid.
Well gosh, if Salon thinks she’s right on the money...
And that article is written by the same Jenny Kuttner who “bravely” notified Salon readers that she was scheduled to have an abortion. Apparently her IUD failed. I guess it was made by the same folks who make Takata airbags.
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