McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell and all the others will be greatly interested.....................
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To: Red Badger
I’m still not going to marry one. I know..... that is completely sexist or whatever.
2 posted on
06/03/2015 12:56:45 PM PDT by
yetidog
To: Red Badger
Hey, I didn’t ask for bananas on my pizza!
3 posted on
06/03/2015 12:57:35 PM PDT by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: Red Badger
4 posted on
06/03/2015 12:57:36 PM PDT by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: Red Badger
Boy is Gordon Ramsay going to hate the next season of Master Chef...
To: Red Badger
“Yhey don’t have the ability to create fire”? Maybe they are too smart to light a fire way out in the woods away from a hydrant?
7 posted on
06/03/2015 1:06:21 PM PDT by
DBrow
To: SunkenCiv
8 posted on
06/03/2015 1:06:49 PM PDT by
SteveH
To: Red Badger
Quite the leap from understanding the food tastes better from one box to “having the brain power to cook”.
9 posted on
06/03/2015 1:06:50 PM PDT by
SolidRedState
(I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
To: Red Badger
But it could be a problem when they start throwing their feces.
To: Red Badger
![](http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/cooking_with_bubbles.jpg)
Wait until you taste that dish he prepared where he substituted Jaegermeister for wine.
To: Red Badger
LOL “might”.
Chimps have four hands. Not a stretch to train them to do tricks such as manipulating cooking utensils.
18 posted on
06/03/2015 1:11:16 PM PDT by
Olog-hai
To: Red Badger
McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell and all the others will be greatly interested.....................
Indeed, I might be willing to pony up more money for a Wendy's Double if I can watch a chimp make it, so we can pay them $15/hour.
19 posted on
06/03/2015 1:11:17 PM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Red Badger
I remember a trip to “The Monkey Jungle” when I was young in Miami. There was a sign at the chimp exhibit which said, “Throw chimps a peanut and they will clap for you”. When you did, all they’d do in return was fart and throw their feces back at the crowd.
Maybe that’s intelligence of some sort.
23 posted on
06/03/2015 1:13:37 PM PDT by
onedoug
To: Red Badger
I believe it. I’ve seen The Cooking Channel.
To: Red Badger
My chimp uses the phone to order take out.
27 posted on
06/03/2015 1:15:40 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Red Badger
The findings, based on nine experiments conducted at the Tchimpounga Sanctuary in Republic of Congo and published in Proceedings of the Royal Society B, suggest that chimps have all the brainpower needed to cook, including planning, causal understanding, and ability to postpone gratification. They do lack the ability to produce fire.
So, then... ...chimps DO NOT have all the brainpower needed to cook.
The people who decided what the experiments "suggested" are delusional, stupid, liars, or some combination of all three.
28 posted on
06/03/2015 1:16:32 PM PDT by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: Red Badger
When I see chimps in the wild start cooking the chimp they just killed in a fight...
I’d be impressed...
29 posted on
06/03/2015 1:17:07 PM PDT by
Popman
(Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: Red Badger
Minimum wage would still go up and chimps would get to vote.
To: Red Badger
Not THAT'D be Restaurant Impossible! But undoubtedly six steps up from a fast-food joint staffed with urban ferals! I mean, the monkeys may pick their butts between orders, but at least it wouldn't be intentionally malicious...
37 posted on
06/03/2015 1:23:26 PM PDT by
W.
(Animals are much stupider since Noah's Ark, because of inbreeding.--Oglaf)
To: carlo3b
You’ve got competition...
40 posted on
06/03/2015 1:24:34 PM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: Red Badger
Ooh! A Chip Chopped! Ted Allen, pick up the courtesy phone!
47 posted on
06/03/2015 1:32:48 PM PDT by
miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: "I should like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
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