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Chimps have mental skills to cook: study
Yahooooo!.......... ^ | 06-03-2015 | By Sharon Begley

Posted on 06/03/2015 12:54:06 PM PDT by Red Badger

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McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell and all the others will be greatly interested.....................
1 posted on 06/03/2015 12:54:06 PM PDT by Red Badger
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I’m still not going to marry one. I know..... that is completely sexist or whatever.


2 posted on 06/03/2015 12:56:45 PM PDT by yetidog
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Hey, I didn’t ask for bananas on my pizza!


3 posted on 06/03/2015 12:57:35 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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4 posted on 06/03/2015 12:57:36 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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Boy is Gordon Ramsay going to hate the next season of Master Chef...


5 posted on 06/03/2015 1:00:02 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Where’s the soy sauce and sesame seeds?

Mandatory for good brussel sprouts cooked in the skillet


6 posted on 06/03/2015 1:02:30 PM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ..... No peace? then no peace!)
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To: Red Badger

“Yhey don’t have the ability to create fire”? Maybe they are too smart to light a fire way out in the woods away from a hydrant?


7 posted on 06/03/2015 1:06:21 PM PDT by DBrow
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pingpanzee


8 posted on 06/03/2015 1:06:49 PM PDT by SteveH
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To: Red Badger

Quite the leap from understanding the food tastes better from one box to “having the brain power to cook”.


9 posted on 06/03/2015 1:06:50 PM PDT by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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..or Kitchen Nightmares!............


10 posted on 06/03/2015 1:07:28 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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“Mandatory for good brussel sprouts cooked in the skillet”

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No such thing as “good” brussel sprouts. LOL


11 posted on 06/03/2015 1:08:07 PM PDT by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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I was a short order cook waaaaay back in my teenage days............I worked with that guy.............


12 posted on 06/03/2015 1:09:02 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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Put enough garlic on them and they taste delicious!...............


13 posted on 06/03/2015 1:09:36 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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But it could be a problem when they start throwing their feces.


14 posted on 06/03/2015 1:09:41 PM PDT by txrefugee
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Did you know a full grown male chimpanzee can rip the door off a Toyota?..............enjoy your bananas..............


15 posted on 06/03/2015 1:10:23 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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Wait until you taste that dish he prepared where he substituted Jaegermeister for wine.

16 posted on 06/03/2015 1:10:51 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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In some restaurants that would be an improvement...............


17 posted on 06/03/2015 1:10:57 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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LOL “might”.

Chimps have four hands. Not a stretch to train them to do tricks such as manipulating cooking utensils.


18 posted on 06/03/2015 1:11:16 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell and all the others will be greatly interested.....................

Indeed, I might be willing to pony up more money for a Wendy's Double if I can watch a chimp make it, so we can pay them $15/hour.
19 posted on 06/03/2015 1:11:17 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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Love Jaegermeister!...............


20 posted on 06/03/2015 1:11:28 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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