Posted on 05/27/2015 6:19:35 AM PDT by Daffynition
A city lawyer has a special request for President Barack Obama.
His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price. Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July. “I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.
(Excerpt) Read more at standardmedia.co.ke ...
Soooooooooooooo, she was what in 2008?................9 y/o?
“She was hot in her day.”
Its a kenyan thing...
He must be part gypsy.
he could well be a distant relative of Obie from Nairobi...
Every year, she loses cow value.
Yeah, that would be about right age.
And who knows, perhaps the Current Occupant and the First Linebacker would take up on the offer, if it were sweetened with a small flock of chickens?
Starting over in a third world country after going into exile can be a little tough, you know.
Or, from another perspective, she gains it. (look at mom)
The president’s family is off limits. They should be left in privacy.
There will be no outrage, however, because the foreign maniac who wants the president’s daughter is protected by many layers of Protective Pigmentation.
“ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said.
Read more at: http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/thecounties/article/2000163044/i-am-ready-to-offer-50-cows-for-obama-s-daughter-ruto-lawyer
Felix Kiprono is Kalenjin, which is not Maasai; my impression is that Kalenjin are animistic, though with a name like Felix he could be a Christian, almost certainly not a Muslim.
Eat the cows and goats. Keep the sheep. You’ll be happier in the long term.
I’m sure Obama was holding out for those 30 goats..... now it’s as good as done!
I’ll up that, I’ll give ‘em 75 Horny Boar Hogs for ‘her.
ya beat me by 40 seconds...
Interested in her father's entourage, he means.
Obama says “throw in 10 young boys and you’ve got a deal.”
I think ISIS has dibs. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-take-prettiest-virgins-sex-5728456
I dunno....I’d wanna know what kind of cow....brahman, wildebeest, plains, or regular African kinds:
•Africander
•Ankole
•Barka
•Bonsmara
•Boran
•Damietta
•Horro
•Kuri
•Masai
•Mashona
•N’dama
•Nguni
•Orma Boran
•Tswana
•Tuli
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