1 posted on
05/10/2015 6:37:58 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Make them face away from Uranus.
2 posted on
05/10/2015 6:39:32 PM PDT by
dp0622
To: BenLurkin
3 posted on
05/10/2015 6:39:38 PM PDT by
LambSlave
To: BenLurkin
Issue them 1911 .45 ACPs and not those wimpy 9mms.
4 posted on
05/10/2015 6:39:52 PM PDT by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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5 posted on
05/10/2015 6:40:30 PM PDT by
Paladin2
To: BenLurkin
How about “Build a moon base first.”
6 posted on
05/10/2015 6:41:37 PM PDT by
dr_lew
To: BenLurkin
Shoot the whole thing in the Utah desert.
To: BenLurkin
When my Dad ran space programs at GE, he and his colleagues laughed uproariously when they received a letter from a woman proposing a “Human Turd Battery.” Seems the woman had somehow touched her tongue to her infant’s excrement and gotten a tingle which prompted her to write. Maybe I should try to dig up and dust off the letter — I could the extra money.
Yes, it’s a true story. I remember it like it happened yesterday even though it’s been about 45 years now.
9 posted on
05/10/2015 6:45:57 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
To: BenLurkin
Activate the turbinium reactor ASAP.
10 posted on
05/10/2015 6:47:39 PM PDT by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: BenLurkin
Bring lots of industrial sized rolls of tinfoil.
11 posted on
05/10/2015 6:47:47 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
To: BenLurkin
Inject a gigantic molten iron mass into the planet's core to generate a magnetic field so they won't die after a few months due to
cosmic rays.
13 posted on
05/10/2015 6:48:28 PM PDT by
OK Sun
(Freedom is not just another word.)
To: BenLurkin
17 posted on
05/10/2015 6:50:47 PM PDT by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: BenLurkin
18 posted on
05/10/2015 6:52:19 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: BenLurkin
Send them up with the food Moochie serves to school kids.
19 posted on
05/10/2015 6:52:56 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: BenLurkin
A project that will cost, what, hundreds of billions (if not almost a trillion) and they’re dangling a prize of $5,000 to pitch ideas ? Whut ?
To: BenLurkin
Transgender bathrooms for sure
And safe zones where they can’t listen to Fox News
22 posted on
05/10/2015 7:06:51 PM PDT by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: BenLurkin
Dig down, way down to the center of Mars. And over the hole put up an aluminum sealed fully oxygenated atmosphere. Set up cell collectors and pipe electricity down to the inside to light up the cavern. Grow greens, and try to iniate some kind of life that they bring from the Antartic, something that likes COLD and dry.
To: BenLurkin
Send some deep penetrating nuclear warheads to see if you could wake it up tectonically and to melt the ice.
27 posted on
05/10/2015 7:26:49 PM PDT by
PAR35
To: BenLurkin
To keep the astronauts safe we should send Secretary Kerry to negotiate with the Marslims.
30 posted on
05/10/2015 8:21:40 PM PDT by
Rockpile
To: BenLurkin
They must roll out their metallic space blankets and bang their foreheads into the red Martian dirt five times a day.
31 posted on
05/10/2015 8:54:25 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: BenLurkin
send democrats, they know how to do everything along with environmentalist
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