When my Dad ran space programs at GE, he and his colleagues laughed uproariously when they received a letter from a woman proposing a “Human Turd Battery.” Seems the woman had somehow touched her tongue to her infant’s excrement and gotten a tingle which prompted her to write. Maybe I should try to dig up and dust off the letter — I could the extra money.
Yes, it’s a true story. I remember it like it happened yesterday even though it’s been about 45 years now.
I guess if I asked about your tagline I’d immediately disqualify myself from every being able to get it, right?