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KSP arrest man for drunken horse ride on U.S. 23
The Floyd County Times ^
| April 16, 2015
| Aaron K. Nelson
Posted on 04/18/2015 4:49:07 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Kentucky State Police Post 9 responded to a call Monday evening about an intoxicated horse rider on U.S. 23. When they arrived, they found Michael Kimmel, 40, of Betsy Layne, matching the description.
The arrest report, filed by Trooper J. Gabbard, says he was ordered to stop, but instead he ran down an embankment, fleeing on foot, wearing only a brown hat, jeans, and boots. During the search for the suspect, police say the found his clothing on the back porch of his own house.
(Excerpt) Read more at floydcountytimes.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: horsedrunk; kentucky; police; wod
Third degrees in the final paragraph but no mention of burns.
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
04/18/2015 4:51:02 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.)
To: Salamander
This is not news; it always happens here.
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posted on
04/18/2015 4:53:19 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day".)
To: ConservativeStatement
“Troopers were then able to house Kimmel at the Floyd County Detention Center on charges of operating a non-motor vehicle under the influence...”
Does this include bicycles and big wheels?
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posted on
04/18/2015 4:57:03 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Salamander
Did they give the horse a breathalyzer test?
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posted on
04/18/2015 4:57:54 PM PDT
by
Know et al
(Keep on Freepin'!!!)
To: Salamander
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posted on
04/18/2015 4:58:33 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Damn. One of the advantages of the horse and buggy was if you were drunk the horse could find it’s way home...
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posted on
04/18/2015 4:59:09 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(Walker / Cruz 2016 or Cruz/ Walker 2016 Either one is good...)
To: ConservativeStatement
troopers took note of his slurred speech and the smell of alcoholWe need to ban that stuff.
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posted on
04/18/2015 4:59:58 PM PDT
by
ConservingFreedom
(A government strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
To: ConservativeStatement
KSP arrest man for drunken horse ride on U.S. 23
Another fine job by a headline writer.
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:01:33 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:04:29 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: All
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:06:22 PM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: The Antiyuppie
(In your best drunken slurred voice), 'F$#k you, and the horse you rode in on.'
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:08:46 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: ConservativeStatement
To: Kozak
That didn’t work so well for a local Amish guy a few years ago.He stopped for a red light and then passed out drunk.The horse just stood there for light change after light change,waiting for a command.Then the Ashland city cops pulled up.......
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:10:20 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: ConservativeStatement
They make it sound like he was riding naked, except for the description of what he was wearing. Sounds like the cops found his laundry and his missing T-shirt on his back porch.
Quite the detectives...
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:16:02 PM PDT
by
Hypo2
To: ConservativeStatement
240 years ago, tonight, an American Patriot, Paul Revere, threw aside all misgivings about his own personal safety and freedoms, and embarked upon a most famous undertaking... LISTEN, my children, and you shall hear Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere...
Maybe the dude was paying homage to the original midnight rider.
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:20:44 PM PDT
by
Autonomous User
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: Kozak
No matter which direction I go, my horse always knows the way home. Most horses do. If the guy was still in the saddle, he was good to go.
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posted on
04/18/2015 5:33:40 PM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: The Antiyuppie
Yes I used to work with a guy who was DUI on a horse
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posted on
04/18/2015 11:18:13 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(They need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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