[skeeter]

I was once told I was privileged because I’m white.

[nuconvert]

micro aggression deserves micro attention & and a micro response

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I was always picked near-last in gym class teams in school. I always though it was because I sucked at sports. Little did I know I was a victim of macro-aggressions by those Alpha-Male sixth grade boys who excelled at sports. When do I get paid back for all my suffering?

[Political Junkie Too]

I'm suffering from ismism. That makes me an ismist. It's very unfair to live in this ismistic society where people are unaware of their own ismismy.

-PJ

[2ndDivisionVet]

Utter tripe.

[EagleUSA]

America’s liberalism has bred generations of weaklings, cowards and lazy, selfish takers. The DemocRats are loving every bit of it.

[rightwingcrazy]

I was at a restaurant once, and an employee comes up to me and asks “can I help you?”. Like they assume I need help, right?

[nickcarraway]

What about milliaggresions?

[BigEdLB]

Is somebody getting sexually aroused trying to find stuff to complain about?

[Political Junkie Too]

Every time some kid asks me if I want fries with that, I think that he's accusing me of being rich or something. Is he trying to guilt me into spending more money because I'm privileged to have it?

-PJ

[trisham]

This is a serious issue. I believe that a government grant is in order.

http://www.grants.gov/

[Lazamataz]

I am nanoaggressive.

[golux]

This is actually a major issue in my Jewish community. All the time we are hearing: Do you know a good accountant? What's the P&L on such-and-such? What with metals, mining, and emerging markets? Prithee hast thou taken my Savior whose Earthly role thou and thy brethren mayest extinguish? And what-not. Frankly I don't know why the S.'s are complaining: Nobody wants to talk to us about professional sports.

[ameribbean expat]

“white guy asking an Asian person for help on homework or picking a black guy first to be on his basketball team”

okay, so how come it’s a white *guy* but an Asian *person*? is it because you secretly think Asian chicks are hot and want an excuse to talk with them? white chicks are undoubtedly feeling 2d derivative microaggressed...

now what about a black guy accusing a white guy of racism?

[IronJack]

I feel microagressed when I'm asked to pay for the subsistence of others. It's almost like I'm expected to go out and actually EARN my living, while deadbeats from certain chosen races can lay around all day smoking crack and spending my money, then whine when they can't get more.

I also feel offended when I'm told that I'm a racist just because ... well ... just because.

[ansel12]

The other day I blurted out to a liberal whiner “oh yeah? Well I’ve got your micro aggression hanging right here buddy”, after thinking about it for a few minutes, I think that I won’t use that come back anymore.

[heartwood]

YES! I’ve been micro-aggressed! I have a kind face, I suppose, and a non-threatening white lady demeanor! An old couple in the parking lot asked for help getting to their car! Two little lost girls at a festival asked me to find their mother! The presumption!

Yes! I’ve been micro-aggressed! Although I have a kind face, I am the most gentile-looking nice white lady imaginable! In Lakewood, the little Jewish children won’t even look at me, and an elderly Jewish man staggering and falling on parked cars in a heatwave nearly had a stroke when I asked him if he needed help! The rejection!

[JJ_Folderol]

I do pico aggressions all the time and nobody notices!

It’s hilarious! ;)

[BenLurkin]

Is that being the last guy picked for baseball?

[jazusamo]

Being micro aggressed is a whole lot more comfortable than being macro aggressed.