[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks to Trillian for this cheesy story!

[Slings and Arrows]

o/~ Oh, what a friend we have in cheeses... o/~

[RichInOC]

Any data on grilled moose?

[who_would_fardels_bear]

I understand that people who prefer asparagus to broccoli have 3.8% more sex than those who prefer ravioli to lasagna.

[martin_fierro]

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[FredZarguna]

Or, grilled cheese eaters are more likely to exaggerate about the amount of sex they have.

Or, people who have less sex are inclined to lie to hide the fact that they eat grilled cheese, knowing the peer pressure from other cheese eaters to have more sex.

Or, The National Dairy Promotion and Research Board has commissioned yet another bogus study to get people to eat more cheese.

Or, a relatively small number of Vegans are pulling down the numbers for the rest of the non-grilled cheese eating population, because, let's face it, no one wants to have sex with annoying Vegans. Ever.

Or ...

[Trillian]

My husband showed me this article earlier and then asked me to make grilled cheese sandwiches and soup for dinner lol..

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Ahhh, grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup (with sweet baby pickles)!

Now where's my sex?

[Yo-Yo]

I thought this was going to be yet another naughty teacher story.

[real saxophonist]

Just yesterday I bought some markdown Alvarado Street Bakery bread and some pepper jack cheese. We’ll see if it works.

[redshawk]

My favorite
Grilled, buttered Texas toast
Sharp Chedder, thick on both sides.
Insert provel between
Insert ice cold tomato slices with a pinch of salt, before serving.

Oh yeah, sprinkle garlic salt on the bread prior to grilling
Yum, Yum, eat um up.

[central_va]

[buffyt]

Be right back...
Off to grocery store for cheese, bread, and butter....

[tflabo]

Tease me baby,
Squeeze me baby,
Cheese me baby....don’t say maybe.

[RandallFlagg]

Anyone remember what Sam Kinison said about Dr. Ruth and a grilled cheese sandwich?

[jughandle]

“National Grilled Cheese Day on Sunday.”

Wait, today is National Grilled Cheese Day??? No warnings to prepare..!!

[MeshugeMikey]

Happy....National Grilled Cheese Day

[Wage Slave]

Grilled cheese with tomato, bacon, and onion from The Roost in Lexington Park, Maryland. Them were the days.

[Larry Lucido]

Perfect grilled cheese in 3 minutes. When I'm done, it's done.

[Rodamala]

Veggie Burritos and Grilled Cheese are almost as common as pot smoke in the parking lot at Phish Shows. You will see girls in the lot outside the show that look a bit road weary... obviously following a summer tour, and they will have a Coleman grill setup next to their car with a cardboard sign advertising “Sexy Grilled Cheese $1.00”.