Posted on 03/28/2015 8:16:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Yesterday I saw the 1999 movie, The Suburbans on the tube. It was supposed to be a comedy and I thought it might be funny because Ben Stiller was in it. How wrong I was. It was beyond horrible. It turns out that the nobody actor, Donal Lardner Ward, in the lead role also wrote and directed the movie. Fortunately almost nothing has been heard of him since.
So as a public service, please list the WORST movies you've seen in the past year so we know not to waste our time on them.
Jack Ryan
I don’t watch bad movies.
Pain and Gain.
50 Shades of Grey.
I don’t go to bad movies.
I walked out of Wolf of Wall Street.
The Castle of Fu Manchu
Baack Obama’s first attempt at a Bibical Epic..the largely unknown video...titled “NO......Uh!”
I couldn’t finish that dud on my computer at my own pace.
The one with Christopher Lee on TCM?
You didn’t like Tropic Thunder?
FART the Movie (1991)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIB0GtbYpc4
I thought that since Steven Banks was one of the writers, it would be funny. I was wrong. No need to watch it, just knowing that it exists makes me ill.
I like looking at Nekkid girls as much as the next guy, but even I’d had enough by the end of that movie. Not a classic, by any stretch.
Wolf of Wall Street was HORRIBLE.
I thought that one had hilarious moments like when the time lapse quaaludes kicked in and he had to roll himself down the stairs to get to his car. Then he gets home and is thankful no accidents on the way...until the next day when he is shown his car and it is in reality a wreck.
I’m a huge Tolkien fan. I saw the last Hobbit movie. I have almost no recollection of it at all. Peter Jackson stretched a small book out into about 9 hours of nothing.
The Mrs. and me started watching “Her”...turned it off after about 30 minutes. Then I read it was a “Spike Lee Joint.” Really sucked.
Movies nowdays seem to be a combination of poor scripts, bad acting and lots of NEW whiz-bang special effects.
It seems they are only showing off the latest CGIs and in ten years new CGIs will make these old CGIs look archaic.
A good script with good CGIs is great. That is why I watch so many foreign films.
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