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Jury Convicts Michigan Woman For "Bacon Rage"
thesmokinggun ^
| 3-15-2015
| gun
Posted on 03/25/2015 9:07:18 PM PDT by 867V309
A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonalds drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food
KEYWORDS: bacon; mickeyds
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Finally, a crime I understand.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:07:18 PM PDT
by
867V309
To: 867V309
LOL. Yeah, I can understand that.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:08:47 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: 867V309
Should’ve poured a vat of boiling bacon grease through the window in response.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:09:03 PM PDT
by
TheZMan
(I am a secessionist.)
To: 867V309
Really Shaneka?!? Bust a cap for two strips of McDonald’s bacon?!?
Dayum! She be a hard case.
To: 867V309
oops, forgot the perp...
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:12:02 PM PDT
by
867V309
(Boehner is the new Pelosi)
To: 867V309
Finally, a crime I understand.
It might explain why mooselimbs are always so frustrated. They might just need some bacon.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:12:53 PM PDT
by
boycott
To: 867V309
Tell me how it is possible to reply without being called a R*****?
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:15:55 PM PDT
by
Fungi
(Evolution: no science, no truth, no nothing. Full of faith, faith in the "god" of chance.)
To: 867V309
I remember Nice N' Easy. Is that hairstyle Over Easy?
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:16:00 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: 867V309
Hey, we’re not talking about scalding coffee on the genitals or anything as minor as that. This is bacon.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:16:17 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: boycott
It might explain why mooselimbs are always so frustrated. They might just need some bacon.
Never thought of that. They sure got the butcherin' down pat.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:16:32 PM PDT
by
867V309
(Boehner is the new Pelosi)
To: 867V309
Don't mess with my bacon. Seriously.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:16:56 PM PDT
by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
To: 867V309
McDonalds seems to be a magnet for this type of behavior, and those Norwegian girls are often more feral than the guys to boot.
Ban Norwegians from fast food restaurants.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:18:18 PM PDT
by
MichaelCorleone
(Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
To: 867V309
There’s a country song here somewhere. ‘G-U-I-L-T-Y’?
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:18:30 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Fungi
Tell me how it is possible to reply without being called a R*****?
Bacon-fed cheeks with a side o'rice on top?
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:18:49 PM PDT
by
867V309
(Boehner is the new Pelosi)
To: 867V309
She used a Glock 9mm.
I can’t afford a Glock 9mm.
The World is upside down...
To: a fool in paradise
Shani’ka has a nicely shaped head, but her hair reminds me that I used to be able to say, ‘How do you get your hair to do that?’ in Latin, but due to advancing age ... uh, what?
And I’ll have to remember not to do this myself—shoot the . place up—if my McDonald’s forgets to leave off the sliced cucumber and garlic sauce on my wife’s Bacon McWrap.
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:28:22 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: tumblindice
PS Is that the ‘Uncle Remus’ do?
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:31:07 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: 867V309
She should have said she was a muslim and they put bacon ON her cheeseburger then she would have gotten off...
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:31:09 PM PDT
by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: 867V309
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:40:16 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Kickass Conservative
She used a Glock 9mm.
I cant afford a Glock 9mm.
The World is upside down...
Me neither. But you must ask yourself "How committed am I to bacon?"
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posted on
03/25/2015 9:42:29 PM PDT
by
867V309
(Boehner is the new Pelosi)
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