“Like Sarah Palin’s annoying younger brother”: Ted Cruz’s 2016 announcement (rocks)

Salon ^ | Monday, Mar 23, 2015 01:47 PM CDT | Colin Gorenstein

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Twitter users are writing #TedCruzCampaignSlogans to "help" the first major candidate with his campaign

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Hey even though it's from a leftwing site.

It rocks.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

:)

[LostInBayport]

Pigs don’t squeal without a reason.

A President Cruz (or Vice President Cruz) is a real possibility, so expect lots of oinking from liberals in the coming days.

[American Constitutionalist]

Ted Cruz should hint and have people make a note of it that he could select Sarah Palin as his vice president running mate.

TED CRUZ / SARAH PALIN 2016 !

[Blue Highway]

I can’t wait to see liberals heads explode when Cruz goes from last place 4.6% in the polls to being in first place in a few months.

[EagleUSA]

Cruz has the slobbering radical Dems excreting bricks....

[Zeppo]

Don’t you just love the smell of America-hating, bed-wetting Commies in fear that their ugly Obamunist, dystopian nightmare agenda may not come to pass.

[madison10]

Good. I hope Mr. Cruz irritates the heck out of the burr under their saddle.

[posterchild]

About 35 years ago I recall how a mere ‘amiable dunce’ made an excellent president. That experience makes me really look forward to someone with the appellation mentioned in this title.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Salon is like the annoying younger brother of the free stuff-for-sale flyer at the local Denny’s.

[TBP]

He and Sarah both get under liberals’skin in a very similar way.

[cd jones]

where can see his announcement? i missed it

[G Larry]

Perhaps Mr. Gorenstein would like to pick a subject on which to debate Senator Cruz?

[lurk]

Don’t know who will win, but it appears that Cruz and Walker have taken all of the oxygen. It’s going to be a challenge for RINOs like Jeb or Christie to get traction with the base with these two guys making early moves. Not that that’s a bad thing.

[ansel12]

Cruz is Hispanic and Palin is married to a native American, the left is just racist.

[MeshugeMikey]

Unctuous Bumpkins for Hillary seems to be making c concerted effort to wee wee about Mr Cruz's FIne "Speech"

they aint NO WAYS TARRED of making FOOLS of themselves...yet evidently!!

Id bet that Hillarys just realized that there's no GRACIOUS way OUT of this.... for her!!!!

[tumblindice]

Truth be known, every crestfallen left wing `tard in America is sick & tired of a petty, incompetent and feckless still not-ready-for-prime-time Obama embarrassing them day-after-day, even after six years.
They are profoundly disappointed with him and they sense Ted Cruz is the `real deal’.
They look forward to doing what they do best: relaxing in the back row, planning protest marches & telling fart jokes, and bitching about the fact that the adults (conservatives) are taking care of business.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Billthedrill]

Oh, my yes - I was just over on MSNBC (that's where Hotmail drops you when you log out) and FactCheck.org has issued a stern pronunciamento that is spinning faster than a high-energy atomic particle. They're absolutely freaking out. This is a lot funnier than I thought it would be.

An example: Cruz "claimed" that the 0bama administration is trying to ban ammo. "Fact" - it isn't ALL ammo, and it was delayed. That's some refutation, right?

And so begins the Summer Of Squealing. This is going to be a loooong election cycle...

[TBP]

Just remember, Ronald Reagan couldn’t win either.

[KC_Lion]

Thanks Army Air Corps!

Good, GOOD!

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Let the Butt-hurt Flow through you!