[Michael.SF.]

Let's start at #1:

The MCGWA crowd has been saying that sun activity cannot cause global warming. But now they say no activity can cause global cooling?

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

[Uncle Miltie]

100% of Global Warming Models were WRONG:

[Da Coyote]

I used a shorter compilation of excuses just this past week in my latest “discussion” with an acquaintance who believes every “goreism” coming out of the scientifically illiterate masses.

He cannot believe (probably due to inability to grasp simple physics) that the causes given for so-called warming cannot work the way they are explained, and continued to insist that all the reports of warming pauses were made up.

When I confronted him with “escuses” for the pause and asked him why his so-called “experts” had to stoop to explaining something that didn’t exist, I had the pleasure of watching him to the famous liberal imitation of Jackie Gleason ....homina, homina...homina.......

[Trillian]

#53: Someone taking your bed sheets at night.

[justa-hairyape]

Only an ideologue could on one hand deny something exists and on the other hand explain why it happened.

[sima_yi]

45) We don’t have a theory that fits all of the data:

I thought that Al Gore explained it the best: Global Warming causes the globe to warm up, or cool down, or something.

See, a theory that fits all the data.