Ex-Apple Engineer??
Try never was Apple engineer. There's no way that what the guy was saying is what the closed caption translation says he was saying. . . Sometimes he's laughing uproariously and the closed captioning added several sentences of dialogue. Nope. He's talking about something else. This is someone's FUD humor.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
... LOL ... it’s the same thing as the Hitler parodies on YouTube ... I’m sure you’ve seen them ... :-) ...