Try never was Apple engineer. There's no way that what the guy was saying is what the closed caption translation says he was saying. . . Sometimes he's laughing uproariously and the closed captioning added several sentences of dialogue. Nope. He's talking about something else. This is someone's FUD humor.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
I agree, the guy on the video is obviously discussing something totally unrelated to Apple and a joker took the opportunity to subtitle it differently as a joke.
Aside from that, I was considering buying the new Macbook for my wife, but the single port is of concern to me. Do you know if it will come with the AC adapter and USB-C cable? Because otherwise, that's another $79 or so. And the USB-C multi-port adapter is another $79. I wish Apple would bundle these together with the new Macbook for those of us with numerous peripherals. I might opt for the new Macbook Retina laptops instead, just for this reason.