[Citizen Zed]

I must have read that amazing headline 10 times now ... "Court: Man burned by fajitas while praying can't sue eatery" ... Amazing! He was burned by fajitas, while praying! I never thought it was possible.

[Fido969]

More anti-religious court rulings!

[nickcarraway]

Was he praying to remain safe from the fajitas? Did he take this as a sign that his prayers did not find favor with the Almighty?

[muir_redwoods]

If you stick your face into a plate of sizzling meat and the Deity wont help you, don’t expect the courts to either.

I think it was Mark Twain who first said that. Maybe

[lee martell]

Seeing the title as worded a new speaker of English would ask; Were the Fajitas themselves ‘praying’ as they aggressively burned this poor man?

[freedumb2003]

I (sort of) quote Captain Kirk: “double dumbass on you!”

[chajin]

I’ll fry away, oh grory, I’ll fry away...

[Boogieman]

“When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned; the flames will not set you ablaze.” Isaiah 43:2

[Larry Lucido]

Get Jackie Chiles on the phone.

[mikrofon]

Holy Frijoles, Batman!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

The only way he would have a case is if he could prove that that was the very first time in his life that he had ordered fajitas. Otherwise, everyone and his brother knows that fajita plates are blazing hot and still sizzling when they get to the table. ;-)

[P.O.E.]

Eye carumba.

[vbmoneyspender]

This man poses such an obvious danger to himself that the court should have barred him from entering into any public place where he could potentially harm himself.

[Snickering Hound]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xc2hjy_lucy-lawless_shortfilms?start=3

Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup.

[CharleysPride]

Sounds like he was not praying hard enough.

So little faith..

[bunkerhill7]

Cold today
hot tamoslem

[Alex Murphy]

A New Jersey appellate court says a man cannot seek damages for burns he suffered while bowing his head in prayer over a sizzling steak fajita skillet at a restaurant.

I hate when that happens! And I love fajitas!

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

He likely offended the Aztec god of spicy Tex-Mex food, Texamexagonapoopalotl.

[a fool in paradise]

Burning Man Festivus PING!

[lepton]

I think the question is, we’re the fajitas served prior to his putting his face near them, or were they put there as he prayed.

[Talisker]

So if this isn’t a frivolous case that should have been thrown out the moment it was filed, what is?

I mean, here’s a little context: a court gave standing to a guy who slammed his face onto a plate of hot fajitas and only then discovered that it was hot, but the court won’t give standing to 300 million people who want to see the birth certificate of their President.

Something’s seriously wrong in this country.