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Calling these self-published books "literature" is an extreme stretch. . . LOL!

Proof that editors, graphic artists, Art Directors, people with discrimination, good taste, and common sense, and publishers are crucial in the book publishing business?

1 posted on 03/03/2015 4:24:19 PM PST by Swordmaker
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To: Swordmaker

It would be difficult for me make a cover as bad as any of those displayed without putting an extra amount of time and energy into the project.

perhaps there’s a “twenty dollah a book.”....”cover art” mill......churning these out somewhere In China or Bangladesh


2 posted on 03/03/2015 4:29:51 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Swordmaker

I might read “Unholy Cows”


3 posted on 03/03/2015 4:31:11 PM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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To: Swordmaker

I have about 1400 Kindle books, all non-fiction except for a half dozen or so.

I’m not a fan of the format, and many of the books offered, but maybe if I ever buy a Kindle, I will get some use out of them.


4 posted on 03/03/2015 4:32:03 PM PST by ansel12 (Palin--Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.)
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To: Swordmaker
Well, THIS one is good, if anyone's into ghosts;)
5 posted on 03/03/2015 4:33:03 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Swordmaker
If such actually existed then they would be.

Have you looked at some of the covers they put on printed books?

6 posted on 03/03/2015 4:34:00 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Swordmaker

I like the ‘Claws’ cover. I would expect something along the lines of Cujo, but with a fluffy cat instead of the dog.

Unholy Cow looks like it might have promise


7 posted on 03/03/2015 4:38:47 PM PST by PAR35
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To: Swordmaker
Proof that editors, graphic artists, Art Directors, people with discrimination, good taste, and common sense, and publishers are crucial in the book publishing business?

None of these fields are exclusive to big publishing.

8 posted on 03/03/2015 4:44:06 PM PST by papertyger ("News" is what journalists want you to hear.)
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To: Travis McGee

What, say you?


9 posted on 03/03/2015 4:46:14 PM PST by rabidralph
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To: Swordmaker

Once, I walked into a liberal bookstore in a college town. Looking at those covers was not unlike looking at the books on display in there (and some of the people working at the store).


10 posted on 03/03/2015 4:49:27 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Swordmaker

As horrific as these covers are, the descriptions that go with them are even worse.


14 posted on 03/03/2015 5:01:10 PM PST by Bob (Violence in islam? That's not a bug; it's a feature.)
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Some of them aren’t so much bad covers as really bad titles. I like the phallic “Blob” though. His smile is alluring.


15 posted on 03/03/2015 5:01:43 PM PST by Defiant (Please excuse Mr. Clinton for his involvement with young girls. --Epstein's Mother)
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To: Swordmaker
The Story of Two Sister by Sachin Saparia - "This is a story of two sister who faces so much difficultis from their child hood."

To quote Steve Martin: "Some people have a way with words. Others......have not way?"

20 posted on 03/03/2015 5:10:01 PM PST by Mygirlsmom (Congrats to Gov. Walker on his Three-peat! Love my Gov!!!)
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21 posted on 03/03/2015 5:10:56 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)
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I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

Kind of.


29 posted on 03/03/2015 5:37:52 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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Ladies and Gentlemen: I present the cover of the book that is NOT to be criticized: the author comes after you like a rabid bat:


34 posted on 03/03/2015 6:26:06 PM PST by Salgak (Peace through Superior Firepower. . . .)
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44 posted on 03/04/2015 4:29:59 AM PST by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: Swordmaker

Thanks for these. Art directors struggle to portray something suggestive of the book without being too explicit. It really is an art to pick the right art.

The blurbs are hilarious. They somehow tell you more than you want to know at the same time that they exaggerate and embellish and distort what’s actually in the book.

There was an editor I used to know who insisted on writing her own blurbs for her books and refused to entrust them to the promotion department. She did mysteries, and managed to make you want desperately to read the book without revealing the tiniest fact about the plot. She was a genius at that. I never read jacket copy before the book itself. I can’t stand to know things before the author intended me to.


45 posted on 03/04/2015 4:55:01 AM PST by firebrand
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To: Salamander

47 posted on 03/04/2015 5:42:11 AM PST by kanawa
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