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What’s going on with this mugshot?
Metro [UK] ^ | 28 Feb 2015 | Harry Readhead

Posted on 03/01/2015 1:32:09 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

What’s going on with this mugshot?

Ashley Stabler, 23, was detained by police after allegedly driving without insurance or proper plates and having a suspended licence.

But we don’t know why her mouth is opened wide like that – though we do have a few suggestions:

1. She was at a new state-of-the-art prison/dentist combo facility, and was asked to say ‘ah’

2. She’s playing charades and describing the film Scream

3. She and one of the officers are taking turns throwing sweets into each other’s mouths

4. She’s singing Puccini’s Nessun Dorma

5. Her mother is saying ‘Here comes the choo-choo train!’ and spoon-feeding her.

The case against Stabler was later dismissed.


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To: thesligoduffyflynns; Slings and Arrows

Read your own posts.

Then ask yourself why *you* are criticizing Slings and Arrows.

“why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?”


61 posted on 03/01/2015 5:01:45 AM PST by LucyT
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To: left that other site; Slings and Arrows

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

62 posted on 03/01/2015 5:12:16 AM PST by SkyPilot ("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
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To: LucyT; thesligoduffyflynns; Slings and Arrows

March undead thread special edition: add sound effect to image.
I will see if I can find a certain “GRAAAAAAaaaagh!” growl from a heavy metal band later.


63 posted on 03/01/2015 5:12:32 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

64 posted on 03/01/2015 5:17:04 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That wins.


65 posted on 03/01/2015 5:20:51 AM PST by real saxophonist (Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg#t=294


66 posted on 03/01/2015 5:22:38 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


67 posted on 03/01/2015 5:23:12 AM PST by windcliff
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To: real saxophonist

Awww, thanks! It was just sitting there.


68 posted on 03/01/2015 5:23:52 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: SkyPilot

Funny Thing is, I TEACH “Voice”.

And her mouth is perfect for vowels.

I wish i could get my students to open up like that! hahahahahahaha


69 posted on 03/01/2015 5:26:11 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Darksheare

Coming soon: “10 Hours Of...”


70 posted on 03/01/2015 5:32:43 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: LucyT

Read YOUR OWN posts here on any given topic LucyT

It’s very easy for the kettle to call ANY pot black.


71 posted on 03/01/2015 5:50:46 AM PST by thesligoduffyflynns (sligo surf club)
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To: Darksheare

Ty... :) always clam here


72 posted on 03/01/2015 5:51:39 AM PST by thesligoduffyflynns (sligo surf club)
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To: thesligoduffyflynns; Slings and Arrows

Obviously you haven’t read my posts.

Bullies come in different forms. Buzz off.


73 posted on 03/01/2015 5:55:03 AM PST by LucyT
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To: left that other site

I dated a soprano who could rattle the rafters with her voice. She could probably do the Ella Fitzgerald/Memorex ‘ breaking glass’ commercial.


74 posted on 03/01/2015 5:59:36 AM PST by real saxophonist (Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
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To: LucyT

You were the one who contacted me.

I never started anything with you and if you don’t like

what I’ve posted then go your merry way, as I am.

What are you ? some sort of libtard that calls out the

first person who disagrees with you and calls them

a bully?

pfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt


75 posted on 03/01/2015 6:00:02 AM PST by thesligoduffyflynns (sligo surf club)
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To: Darksheare

I bet you a mullet at the time


76 posted on 03/01/2015 6:01:28 AM PST by thesligoduffyflynns (sligo surf club)
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To: real saxophonist

That “Breaking glass” thing is for real, but it’s very very thin glass.

I once sang to some spinner dolphins and lured them to our boat. The dolphins could hear me, but the people on the boat couldn’t! hahahaha.

When the dolphins realized there wasn’t anything in it for them, they left! LOL!


77 posted on 03/01/2015 6:02:36 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

One of the Officers asked what she does for a living?


78 posted on 03/01/2015 6:03:40 AM PST by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: left that other site

That’s funny. Thanks


79 posted on 03/01/2015 6:10:12 AM PST by real saxophonist (Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
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To: thesligoduffyflynns; LucyT

Matthew 23:27.


80 posted on 03/01/2015 6:11:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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