That was funny, but Jewish men don’t wear or sell ties.
lol
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq , and have been given only the following facts about ISIS : 1. The season opened today, 2. There is no bag limit, 3. They taste just like chicken, 4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus, AND 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by next Friday .
Jewish dilemma: Free bacon.
How can you tell when a Jewish American Princess(JAP) has an orgasm?
LOL.
Too funny!
Excellent.
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LOL!!!
Mother of all Jihadist Jokes
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.’’
Yes, I remember him as a baby’’ says the other mother cheerfully.
He’s a martyr now though” the mother confides.
Oh, so sad dear’’ says the other.
And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.’’
Oh, I remember him,’’ says the other happily,
he had such curly hair when he was born.’’
He’s a martyr too’’ says the mother quietly.
Oh, gracious me . . . ‘’ says the other.
And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would have been 18’’, she whispers.
“Yes” says the friend enthusiastically, ‘’I remember when he first started school’’
He’s a martyr also,’’ says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .
“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”
Red hair is also found amongst the Ashkenazi Jewish populations.[18] In European culture, prior to the 20th century, red hair was often seen as a stereotypically Jewish trait: during the Spanish Inquisition, all those with red hair were identified as Jewish.[19] In Italy, red hair was associated with Italian Jews, and Judas was traditionally depicted as red-haired in Italian and Spanish art.[20] Writers from Shakespeare to Dickens would identify Jewish characters by giving them red hair.[21] The stereotype that red hair is Jewish remains in parts of Eastern Europe and Russia.[22]
The non-tanning skin associated with red hair may have been advantageous in far-northern climates where sunlight is scarce. Studies by Bodmer and Cavalli-Sforza (1976) hypothesized that lighter skin pigmentation prevents rickets in colder climates by encouraging higher levels of Vitamin D production and also allows the individual to retain heat better than someone with darker skin.[30] In 2000, Harding et al. concluded that red hair was not the result of positive selection and instead proposed that it occurs because of a lack of negative selection. In Africa, for example, red hair is selected against because high levels of sun would be harmful to untanned skin. However, in Northern Europe this does not happen, so redheads come about through genetic drift.[27]
Ha ha ha :)
The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand?… Show me!" So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!
THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? *:(( crying