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To: Vanders9

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq , and have been given only the following facts about ISIS : 1. The season opened today, 2. There is no bag limit, 3. They taste just like chicken, 4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus, AND 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by next Friday .

4 posted on 02/16/2015 2:18:38 PM PST by Ben Mugged (The number one enemy of liberalism is reality.)

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To: Vanders9; Ben Mugged

LoL,
:)

10 posted on 02/16/2015 2:23:41 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)

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To: Ben Mugged

They don’t like man’s best friend, either.

17 posted on 02/16/2015 2:38:51 PM PST by Finalapproach29er (luke 6:38)

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To: Ben Mugged