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To: Slings and Arrows

I married a woman that likes cats. Now I have two. One of them has “adopted” me. Sleeps by my head every night. Licks my hands so they are clean before I pet her. Takes up over half my side of the bed and I struggle to turn over at night, so as not to roll over on the cat.

She jumps on my desk and sits in front of the monitor when I am on the computer. When I want to use the scanner, she jumps on top of it so she can growl at the birds outside the window.

Despite all of this, it is calming to hear her purr when she gets up in bed next to me, licks my hands and lays down next to me. Never had cats before.

Becoming attached to them. Does that make me less a man?


32 posted on 02/13/2015 11:08:54 PM PST by bobo1 (progressives=commies/fascists)
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To: bobo1

I have three. I can take testosterone supplements if necessary.


34 posted on 02/13/2015 11:18:32 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: bobo1

I’m 68, and have had cats since I was two. A house ain’t a home without a cat. My Mao comes to bed about 6am, curls up against me and purrs. Very relaxing!


38 posted on 02/13/2015 11:25:40 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: bobo1
Becoming attached to them. Does that make me less a man?

You describe textbook symptoms of a Taxoplasmosis gondi infection. But fear not, the symptoms are entirely treatable... by adding more cats to your home.

49 posted on 02/14/2015 3:54:12 AM PST by Rodamala
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