Need Posting Help

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[MasterMason]

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?

[AppyPappy]

I can make them stop touching me or making me go to meetings.

[Monkey Face]

I’m 5’9”...I have two living brothers and both are shorter than I am. My mother and a sister were 5’2”...one is 5’1” and on is 5’3”.

I was always on call to get the stuff on the top shelf, since I am younger than my brothers.

Not too much fun to stand a prom date on the top step of the porch to kiss him goodnight.

[Tax-chick]

You guys are cracking me up.

[NicknamedBob]

Along about here I should probably say something, so you’ll know I didn’t fall down the basement stairs or something.

Aside from the fact that I have to fix everything myself because I can’t afford to pay someone else to fix it, I consider myself to be excessively normal. I buy average size clothes and drink my coffee black.

If NASA gets tired of my mocking them for their many failures to intend to launch, and make the mistake of saying, “Okay, let’s see if you can do it any better!” — Well, maybe you should learn to keep an ear tuned for the warning sirens.

[Tax-chick]

Hey there. I’m impressed that you can fix everything.

[Monkey Face]

These days, I am impressed that I can remember what I did last night when I am confronted with todays query of “WTF???”

[Monkey Face]

Some things cannot be fixed. I am one of them.

But I am going to bed now, which means all y’all are on your own.

As for me, I’m wishing I were someone else and will see y’all tomorrow.

Thanks for being “there” for me.

[NicknamedBob]

"I’m impressed that you can fix everything."

It's a mixed notion. Usually, the reason I need to fix it is because I'm the one who broke it.

That's almost always the reason I have to replace something that can no longer be fixed.

[Tax-chick]

I wish the people who break things around here could fix them.

[NicknamedBob]

Yes, but your people break things with spectacular aplomb. I’m thinking of the screwdriver in the washing machine.

Things could be worse though. Just imagine having a child like Darksheare. The typographical errors alone would gray your hair.

[ThomasThomas]

[NicknamedBob]

My slogan is, “As far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t concern me”.

[NoCmpromiz]

Ya get over it...

[NoCmpromiz]

the people who break things around here ..

It's always the same person - Idoan Kno...

[GeronL]

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[Tax-chick]

My hair is gray.

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

"My hair is gray."

Glad I don't have that problem.

[Monkey Face]

Could someone please tell me why I am up?

[NicknamedBob]

Because it’s Spring, and the days are longer?