You guys are cracking me up.
Along about here I should probably say something, so you’ll know I didn’t fall down the basement stairs or something.
Aside from the fact that I have to fix everything myself because I can’t afford to pay someone else to fix it, I consider myself to be excessively normal. I buy average size clothes and drink my coffee black.
If NASA gets tired of my mocking them for their many failures to intend to launch, and make the mistake of saying, “Okay, let’s see if you can do it any better!” — Well, maybe you should learn to keep an ear tuned for the warning sirens.