Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason
I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?
Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors
Back and forth, back and forth.
In and out, in and out.
A little to the right, a little to the left.
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts.
And, trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved.
Forwards then backwards, forward then backward, again and again.
Her heart was pounding now, her face was flushed.
She moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally totally exhausted she let out a piercing scream.
“OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallel park. You do it!”
YIKES! I’m SO glad I’m not married!! LOL!
However, I’m a sucker for a 30-minute back rub...
Thank you for submitting your resume to NBC.
Unfortunately we find that we have no openings for someone of your experience level. After careful consideration it is the opinion of NBC that you are overqualified for the position of replacement for Brian Williams.
We extend our best wishes toward your finding a position commensurate with your experience and abilities...
Might we suggest investigating openings in the field of the climate sciences?
;-)
That is a beautiful confluence of jet aviation and Mother Nature’s own flying, Covenantor.
Looks like a once-in-a-lifetime picture. It’s just perfect.
Search for “Ghostery” It’s just great at blocking ads,
trackers, cookies, and other things that try to spy.
Thanks! *hug*
I only find it.
I suspect it to be photo shopped as the confluence of all the elements is just too perfect. Nevertheless a beautiful composition well done.
Still, it is a strikingly beautiful picture. I’m glad you found it.
You’re welcome!
sheesh...Android virtual keyboard make me sound like Mongo, only pawn in game of life.
I only found it.
There.
It is about "where choo-choo go".
Beware the Ninja Gnomes
Good one, NC.
LOL! That’s good, too.
Here is something I learned reading “The Christmas Stories of Anthony Trollope”:
You know the locution, “It is a thing,” as in, “I set the Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed to Sporkweasel.”
“Oh, is that a thing?”
Well, Anthony Trollope was using that very phrase back in the 1870s.
Guys like Sir Francis Bacon had some really incredible things to say, especially considering they had the extra burden of finding a way to say them in Latin.
Canon
(a bit of a story idea)
The defendant was brought into the dark courtroom and dragged to the seat in the circle of bright light. There was also a light behind the judges, meaning she would only see their shadows while the rest of the room was completely dark.
“You have been accused of blasphemy” the judge said
“What does that even mean?” she said “It’s vague”
“It is said that you are a denier” the judge “That you deny that the Great Hoyler created this world, that we are being punished with storms, floods, quakes and droughts all over the world. Hoyler is angry and we must appease him by destroying all doubt”
“That is crazy. There is no evidence for it” she retorted
“You deny it still. This is blasphemy”
“I can’t have my own opinion?” she asked
“No, the law is quite clear. There shall be no discretion to stray from canon”
“Canon? What does that mean?”
“It means everyone must believe the way the canon law has been written”
“What if canon is a lie? What if it is wrong?” she asked
“It is never wrong” the judge said
“What is canon said you were a woman?” she asked
“Then I am” the judge said
“So, canon trumps reality?” she asked
“Yes, of course” the judge said “Exactly”
"My little brother thinks he's cute."
Cute? Sure, sure, I was cute when it was easy. Now I eat cute for breakfast.
Speaking of which, where is my breakfast?
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